monk?e

A C-Rank Villain, founding member of Club1, and a chaos-addicted troll who griefs everyone equally, treating Citadel Nine as his personal playground, where the only objective is to be as loud, annoying, and entertaining as possible.

Ability: Malding Spinjutsu

monk?e can perform high-speed rotational movements by anchoring himself to any solid object, poles, railings, or even other players. He uses this ability to build and chain momentum, ricocheting across the battlefield in a disorienting flurry of motion that is nearly impossible to track.

Signature Gear

• Primary Anchor Pole (Silver Tier): A collapsible pole crafted by Vanessa that serves as the core of his mobility. He uses it to initiate spins, launch himself across gaps, and occasionally swing like a bat with zero technique and maximum enthusiasm.
• Smoke Bombs & Flashbangs (Green Tier): Bought in bulk and used indiscriminately to break sightlines, create panic, and obscure his next anchor point.

Playstyle

His playstyle is pure, unadulterated griefing. He specializes in targeting solo players or small groups for maximum rage value, using his unpredictable movement to harass, annoy, and disorient his victims until they either log off or snap. He is a content machine fueled by the frustration of others.

Ratio Godfather

monk?e is the original author of the maximalist ratio copypasta: "L + ratio + no heals + you fell off + malding + desynced + maidenless + skill issue."

This specific string of insults became the definitive expression of online ownage in Citadel Nine. It has since been adapted, remixed, and expanded upon by every faction in the city, cementing monk?e's legacy as a trailblazer in the art of being terminally online.

Known Interactions

monk?e's relationships are a whirlwind of chaos, loyalty, and affectionate bullying.

• Redd Wolfe: The planner he usually ignores. He respects her just enough to listen when she's deadly serious, but will happily derail a perfectly good plan if he thinks it will be funnier.
• XxFalconerXDxX: His ideal partner in crime and "annoying younger brother." They feed off each other's worst impulses and are the city's most infamous rooftop menace duo.
• Artie: His self-proclaimed biggest fan. He treats her as his personal mascot, enabling her villain-wannabe antics and happily using her as disposable noise for his own content.
• Licorice: His natural rival. He sees her high-speed movement as a fun challenge and considers her "the one Hero who gets it," engaging her in wild, Looney Tunes-esque chases across the rooftops of District 4.

"L + ratio + no heals + you fell off + malding + I live in your head RENT-FREE bitches!"