Iando

Iando is the most inappropriate of all the -andos and the most foul mouthed. He is the sort to make a joke at a funeral to ease tensions, and it never goes over well. In addition, he swears almost every sentence he speaks. In addition, he makes a slew of dirty jokes. So much so that he was banned from talking to Cando in recent years because Cando repeated some of the jokes or comments he said. Iando has often gotten in trouble with the law for making abhorrent comments to citizens, officers, and many politicians. Iando is the face of the triplets of Eando, Iando, and Yando, often needing to be saved by Eando when he pisses off the wrong person. He hates Lando since Lando, who was tired of all his swears, gave him a potion that automatically bleeped Iando when he spoke. It has been going for the last 70 years.