Norman Rockman
Norman Rockman
Who the fuck is this guy. What. Who, Well, he's fast??? Is that a fucking RV. Spindly and tall, can barely see cybernetic limbs underneath floppy clothing. Constantly looks like he rolled out of bed, eye bags the size of your mom. He's so tired. it s ok.
?????? Allegedly dead according to records. Puttting money on the table, babyyyyy. For my cats. Hits shit real hard with baseball bat. He has like... 6 cats that he found in a dumpster. They are all named after garbage: Crunchwrap Supreme, Toilet Paper, Drugs, Rat, Toothpick, and Banana Peel. Doesn't remember anything ever, don't ask him anything, he doesn't know. He's just, like, living in the moment or whatever.
Used to have extra arms, but sold them because he had to afford an RV for his cats.
Physical Description
General Physical Condition
Muscular string bean, the parts that havent been swapped for metal of course
Body Features
robot leggies
Facial Features
looks kinda high 24/7, hooded eyes, huge sideburns
Identifying Characteristics
disheveled
Physical quirks
robot leg
Special abilities
hit things real hard
Apparel & Accessories
clothes and a baseball bat
Specialized Equipment
???
Mental characteristics
Personal history
????
Gender Identity
guy, not a man, but a guy, a weird thing
Sexuality
allegedly
Education
???
Employment
odd jobs
Accomplishments & Achievements
owns 6 cats he found in the trash
Failures & Embarrassments
cant tie laces :(
Mental Trauma
yeah
Intellectual Characteristics
not likely
Morality & Philosophy
???
Taboos
i thought this said tattoos ngl
Personality Characteristics
Motivation
cats
Savvies & Ineptitudes
what
Likes & Dislikes
likes: cats, mac and cheese
dislikes: pickles
Vices & Personality flaws
devils lettuce
Hygiene
he never smells bad but he looks like he should, maybe the aftershave is covering it up
Social
Contacts & Relations
6 cats
Hobbies & Pets
6 cats he found in the trash named after garbage in the trash cans: Crunchwrap Supreme, Toilet Paper, Drugs, Rat, Toothpick, Banana Peel
Hobbies: ????
Alignment
idiot
Age
29
Date of Birth
Gemini baybeeee
Birthplace
fuck idk
Children
Current Residence
RV
Gender
???guy i guess he/they
Eyes
green gray
Hair
oily
Skin Tone/Pigmentation
pale
Height
6'9"
Weight
500 lbs
Quotes & Catchphrases
"ow"- Norman after tripping on a rock
english maybe
