Halfling

I dunno man. Halflings are weird. They're short and fat and they have fun. If there's a halfling around, check your pockets. If nothing's stolen, you'll probably find a dumb little trinket or rat trap or something. They play tricks for some reason, nobody's really sure why. It seems instinctual to them. They're happy and carefree. Sometimes they don't understand why something is unacceptable for the society they're in, because where they come from it's totally cool yo.