The Post Office

As long as you know where you wanna send it, I can make sure it gets there

-Postmaster Blaggaert Tobodi

The inner workings of the postal service at Strixhaven University are complex, boggling, and largely a mystery to all but the enigmatic postmaster, an enthusiastic and ingenius vampire named Blaggaert.
After taking over the postal service some sixty-five years ago (strixhaven time), he and his handful of Kobold minions (remaining from a long and happy career as a villain in a faraway world) are responsible for such a complete innovative overhaul of Strixhaven's postal service that it is now highly suspected that no-one else could actually run it.
However confounding the new system may be, its effectiveness cannot be denied. The seamlessly combined spells and machines that track and sort the mail ensure that not only can domestic postage make its way efficiently around strixhaven's campus, recipients able to accept deliveries and messages seemingly mere moments after being sent, but the interplanar delivery service has been overhauled completely, allowing letters and parcels to be posted to any inhabitable realm and back to Strixhaven with ease.
Moreover, Blaggaert's innovations are at least partly credited with revolutionizing the enrolment and acceptance process for new students, although chatty as the postmaster might be, he has kept his exact method of tracking down prospective students in dozens of timelines, and across thousands of worlds, a closely guarded secret - From the University Faculty, at least.
The authorities at Strixhaven are willing to tolerate the Postmaster's vivid eccentricity however, appreciating the sheer usefulness that he is tolerated in exchange for. Results that might have required a prohibitive amount of magical expenditure and legions of dedicated delivery personnel in the hands of the previous Postmaster - a nervous, paranoid, and desperately overworked man by the end of his career - Blaggaert has managed to accomplish with -he is happy to boast- a couple dozen tons of clockwork, a few secondhand crystal balls, and seventeen Kobolds.

Current Personnel

• Dweezil

• Hackwrench

• Mug

• Groucho

• Fuzzy

• Mike

• Dimm

• Grunty

• ZackaZacka

• Quacky

• Scroth

• Hisserzizzle

• Steiny

• Gobo

• Barfy

• Whizz

• Zoom