Roscoe Goodbarrel

"Roscoe Goodbarrel’s the kind of lawman who still believes law and justice are the same thing. He stands tall, talks loud, and swings hard, and I’ll give him this—he’s got the backbone most men twice his size don’t. But Bard’s Gate isn’t some quiet halfling village where right and wrong are neatly stacked like loaves at the baker’s. Here, the law’s got rough edges, and justice? That’s just a word people use when they don’t know how the game is played.
Roscoe doesn’t play. He marches straight in, chest out, ready to clean house, never stopping to ask whose mess he’s sweeping up. He doesn’t see the deals that keep the blood off the streets, doesn’t see how Theron Sylvanranth holds the city together with one hand and strangles it with the other. He’s got a good heart, but good hearts don’t last long in a place like this. And when the city finally grinds him down, I just hope I'm not there to watch." - Sorek Redmarch

Roscoe Goodbarrel

Roscoe Goodbarrel is a halfling defender of Arvoreen who has taken up the fight against corruption in Bard’s Gate. A bold and unwavering voice for law and order, he has become a public figure, denouncing crime, bribery, and the decline of halfling values. Unlike those who seek to control crime, Roscoe seeks to eradicate it entirely, making him both an ally and an obstacle to those working within the shadows.

"Justice isn’t about turning a blind eye to the little things. If you let one weed grow, soon the whole garden is choked."

A commanding presence despite his 3'6" stature, Roscoe is strong, bold, and unshakable in his convictions. His charisma and unwavering sense of duty have won him supporters—though not all of them are as devoted as he believes.

The Blink Dog Companion

Rarely seen without his blink dog companion, Roscoe has an almost supernatural ability to escape danger and reposition himself in a fight. The blink dog is more than just a loyal pet—it can teleport Roscoe as well as itself, making him a difficult target and a relentless pursuer of those who flee from justice.
Some believe this bond is a divine blessing from Arvoreen, while others whisper that Roscoe may not fully understand the extent of the power he wields.

A Growing Movement

Roscoe has gathered a small but fiercely loyal following, consisting of idealists, devout halflings, and common citizens who despise what Bard’s Gate has become. Together, they work to expose corruption, pressure city officials, and push back against the criminal elements running unchecked in the city.

Strengths: Roscoe’s movement is gaining traction among law-abiding merchants, displaced halflings, and members of the City Watch who want real reform.

Weaknesses: His rigid stance makes him few allies among those who operate in moral gray areas. He refuses to compromise, which puts him at risk of alienating those who would otherwise support him.

"Compromise is just a fancier word for surrender. You either stand for something, or you don’t."

A Blind Spot: Poppy Underhill

Though his public life is dedicated to the fight against crime, Roscoe has recently found himself romantically entangled with Poppy Underhill, a charming and quick-witted halfling who works for Wonderful at the Blood and Sand. The two have been on a few very proper dates, and Roscoe sees her as a delightful, respectable young woman.
What he doesn’t realize is that Poppy is using him for protection. She is on the run from the Galibano family, and her relationship with Roscoe is more about survival than love. Whether Roscoe will eventually uncover the truth—or whether Poppy will start to see him as more than just a shield—remains to be seen.

Allies and Enemies

Roscoe’s mission makes him both a valuable ally and a dangerous opponent in the struggle for control over Bard’s Gate.

Potential Allies:

- Patriarch-General Clytus of Heironeous – A fellow crusader against corruption. - Law-abiding merchants – Those tired of paying protection money. - Disgruntled members of the City Watch – Those who want real reform, not just politics.

Potential Enemies:

• - Guaco and the organized underworld – While Roscoe opposes violent gangs, he also opposes crime in total, making him an obstacle to those trying to keep the city’s criminal underbelly in check.
• The Galibano Family – Their influence is growing, and Roscoe is a problem they may eventually have to eliminate.
• Half-orc gangs and Smirk – Roscoe despises their brutality and will not tolerate their rise.
• City officials benefiting from corruption – Those who profit from crime and bribery see Roscoe as a major threat.

Tensions Rising

As Bard’s Gate teeters on the edge of chaos and reform, Roscoe Goodbarrel stands firm in his convictions. He believes that the city can be saved, but his unwillingness to compromise means he is just as likely to make powerful enemies as he is to inspire change.
The question is—will he bring the city to justice, or will the city break him first?

"One way or another, the city’s going to change. The only question is whether it’s for the better—or for the worse."