The Postmaster

"Crazy? I have never been more sane in my life! Isn't that right, Peter?" -The Postmaster to a dead plant

Description

This strange little man seems to defy description. At first glance, he is a tall gnome. At second glance, he is a short dwarf. Was that a flash of goblin I saw there? Possibly. Will turn any slight or insult into a compliment.

Job

He claims to have been named Postmaster of this city 520 years ago. He holds that it is a very prestigious post, and he holds it with pride. However, in recent years, he hasn't had to deliver any mail. As such, he started to train in other services, such as notarizing official documents, distributing Identification Cards, and Travel Agent services. While he has the certificates for completing all of the necessary certifications, it does not look like his post office sees a lot of business. After all, the Settlement of U has not seen people regularly in many years.

Demeanor

Generally, a very happy fellow, this man is a fan of most everyone he meets. He loves to talk to new people and will happily help you in any way he can. The only "people" that get under his skin are his "employees." They tend not to move much and every time they touch mail, it gets dropped, mislabeled, wet or otherwise damaged. His rage at the dead plant, pitcher of water, and hand fan knows no bounds. The only "employee" he is on good terms with is Peter, the rocking chair.

Powers

While in the Post Office, The Postmaster seems to have found a way to teleport, a la Looney Tunes. He often will open a drawer, jump in, and then come out on the other side of the room. When any other being tries to follow, they just see a normal drawer, cabinet, or pocket. These skills have not been tested outside of the office.