Wilford Warfstache
Mustachio Madman
William James Barnum (a.k.a. Wilford Motherloving Warfstache, William J. Butterfield, Wilson Jackson Bartholomew III, Wingleheimer, The Colonel)
Physical Description
Body Features
- Wilford's hair is slightly wavy and dark brown.
- His skin is somewhat tan and rosy.
- He is slightly portly in build.
Facial Features
- Wilford has an oblong-shaped face.
- He has broom-shaped eyebrows.
- He has a bright pink curled moustache with dark brown stubble under.
- Wilford's eyes are forest green.
Identifying Characteristics
- Tramp stamp
- Many scars from the war, the year he was inebriated and childhood "accidents".
Physical quirks
- Ambidextrous
- A little clumsy.
- Stiff posture.
Special abilities
- "Warfstache Logic"
- Nothing makes sense.
Apparel & Accessories
Wilford wears on a typical day
- A button-up in a solid colour, usually pastel.
- Slacks, often dark in colour.
- Dress shoes.
- Suspenders.
- A bowtie that contrasts his shirt nicely.
- An expensive watch.
Specialized Equipment
- At least 3 guns.
- His work computer.
Mental characteristics
Gender Identity
Pink.
Sexuality
Pansexual, Panromantic.
Education
- High School Diploma
- Military training
Employment
- Wilford is currently the owner of Ego inc..
- He is also the owner of a nightclub in downtown Los Angeles called Motherloving's.
Accomplishments & Achievements
- Surviving the war.
Failures & Embarrassments
- Not being there while Bim was growing up.
Mental Trauma
- His mother disappeared when he was 6.
- Being taken from his home.
- Growing up under the care of his uncle.
- The War.
- The Poker Night.
Intellectual Characteristics
- Spacial
- Interpersonal
- Existential
Morality & Philosophy
- Let's have a little fun instead.
Taboos
- Harming children.
Personality Characteristics
Motivation
- Depends on the clarity of his mind, his motivation can be anything from protecting his family to "Fun".
Savvies & Ineptitudes
- Business Savvy.
- Not All There Upstairs most days.
Likes & Dislikes
- Likes being on camera.
- Dislikes remembering.
Virtues & Personality perks
- Ace Marksman.
- Patient.
Vices & Personality flaws
- His fatal flaw is his past.
Personality Quirks
- Fidgety. Always needs to be moving.
Hygiene
- Since 1970, Wilford has been particularly careful to practice proper hygiene.
Social
Family Ties
- Father: ████████ Mother: Eleanor Barnum
- Uncle: John Plier Aunt: Rebecca Plier (née: Barnum) Cousin: Mark Plier
- Grandfather: Thomas Barnum Grandmother: Susanne Barnum (née: Miller)
Speech
- Wilford speaks with an indistinguishable accent, a combination of RP English and American with a broken jaw causing his speech to be slurred.
- He also has a tendency to call people lad or son.
Relationships
History
Wilford disappeared in 1922 CE after the Manor Party. When he was in Bim's life for the next 48 years, it was infrequent at best.
Relationship Reasoning
Wilford is Bim's father.
Commonalities & Shared Interests
Both are interested in showbiz and performance, happy to be the face on camera.
Wealth & Financial state
Upon Mark's death, his will stated all his fortune and assets were left to Will, so he has possession of that, in addition to his own money from the TV studio and discotheque.
Alignment
Chaotic Neutral
Current Status
Running Ego inc with Dark
Current Location
Species
Ethnicity
Currently Held Titles
Age
29. Forever.
Date of Birth
November 9, 1892 CE
Birthplace
Unclear
Spouses
Siblings
Children
Current Residence
Pronouns
Any Pronouns
Gender
AMAB, probably.
Height
6' 3"
Quotes & Catchphrases
Life needed a bit of madness, but... why should death be any different?
Aligned Organization
English, a little French, a little Alyse, some BSL.
Ruled Locations
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