An Ode to Moby Brick

Ah, ye great landshark, how ye terrorized our lands.
The plains of Abdegaard were once your home,
Where you terrorized the vast tracts you roam.
Your great maw devouring man and dwarf,
With great gusto and horrid growl you would snarf.


Yet too big a head did you achieve,
For in young heroes' presence did you breath.
And though you led with a mighty roar,
They took your task as though a bore,
And to eternal sleep where you shan't snore,
They brought you low as a chore.


To Thrakuum'Nir they brought your mighty skull,
I imagine it was quite the hefty pull.


And thus it was that the king of the landsharks,
Moby Brick,
Was bitten by the Silver Fang

Ode to Moby Brick, by Snadgran Goldcleaver, Junior Poet of the Court of Thrakuum'Nir

A note in the margins- "Snadgran, this was perhaps the most awful poem I have ever read. Read the scroll Master Bangnip gave you, and apply it, or so help me Durog I will send you to work in the mushroom farms." Signed, Dulfar