Homo Bacterium
Across the vastness of space, there are plenty of strange and wondrous creatures. Most vexing of all are the denizens of a "planet" (if one can even call it that) called Earth. Positively puny, this rock and its surrounding galaxy are minuscule compared to the rest of the universe. So minuscule, in fact, that its natives are more akin to bacteria than people. Humans (scientific name Homo Bacterium) are the universe's smallest sentient beings. Thousands of years ago, the people of Ahlet discovered humanity, mistaking them for strangely organized nano organisms at first. While not completely untrue, they did take samples of the species back to their home planet for study.
The Onoi who inhabit Ahlet soon discovered many uses for humans, as well as their sentience. While far more primitive than the space-faring civilization, their intelligence meant they could carry out tasks that were simply too small and precise for the rest of the universe. Cleaning at a microscopic level. Providing pleasure. Boosting gut health. All of these tasks and more, humans seemed designed for. In fact, one scientist suggested that life on Earth was originally seeded by the sperm of an ancient alien, its organelles evolving in a unique environment into proper life. From then on, humans became a part of every day life across the universe, spreading into every home, body, and toy. Although human sentience was eventually recognized, their usefulness was far too important to be overlooked. Their place in the universe was set, and no one wanted to change it.
Earth was proposed off limits, as any interference in the bacteria's affairs could be disastrous. As for the descendants of humans who were already abducted, however, they were bred and distributed across the universe. Things continued this way for generations until two college students by the names of Xanqrill and Roce descended upon the Earth and wreaked havoc in their drunken state. From then on, the secret was out, and the universal community had no choice but to reveal the truth to humanity in an attempt to undo the damage these students wrought. From then on, the universe had to distinguish between free humans and bred ones.
Free humans are exactly as one might assume: free to live their lives as they wish. Many have integrated into the intergalactic community over the last few human generations (though most aliens have lived through the entirety of this period). Bred humans are those who have been farmed like livestock, unable to exist on their own in the universe. They are used in products like before. Some have campaigned for human rights to extend to them, but the universe has grown so used to them that few want to discard this way of life. After all, more humans have been used as shoe cleaning powder than have ever existed on Earth.
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