Sir Kickass

Johnny Kickass (A.K.A. "Nuke Kick'em") is a 5'11" Goliath, who wears tightly fitting, militaristic clothing, with skin patterns that resemble camouflage, and make him look like he is constantly wearing sunglasses. He has silvery blonde hair in a action-star haircut. Johnny is a paladin of Ragthar, and is the Pope of the Church of Kicking Your Ass. Some of his famous quotes are "Church is now in session", "Time for worship", "Turn to page Heiny in your hymnal", "Let's sing my favorite hymn, its called 'Kick Your Ass'", and last, but not least "Sermon bullet point 7: Shut the Fuck Up".

Johnny is joined by his crew, the Actioneers, who are made up of mostly b-movie action star roles. Sir Kickass is vaguely good, but mostly follows the tune of Ragthar, chasing after action and battle till his last breath. He would prefer kicking an evil person's ass, but he doesn't care as long as he is kicking ass.

When asked about his opinions on the Warlords, Kickass responds: "Just more guys with asses to kick, speaking of-", after this our interviewer got his ass kicked.