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The Unkillable Bastards

The Unkillable Bastards were a party of adventurers formed in 1500. These seven heroes bore the burden of dark divine legacy, carrying Shar's Divine Spark from the small hamlet of Mosswood all the way to the River Styx, where they destroyed it.    When this relic was destroyed in the River Styx, the Lord of Hell was defeated—for a time. Our world was changed as well. Did the destruction of the artifact unleash its latent wild magic? Did the defeat of Asmodeus's serpentine form loosen his binds on The Weave? Did Donnie Julias's reality-bending wish unlock something in the cosmos? Arcanists ceaselessly debate the cause, but the effect is clear: The Weave changed, and magic became more accessible than it has been in lifetimes. In the years since, Arvor has undergone a magical renaissance.   Through the course of their adventures, they liberated cities, slayed dragons and divine facets, found family, and planted the seeds of beauty across the cosmos.

April 6, 1500 - June 8, 1500

Type
Adventuring Party
Alternative Names
The Milk Club

Articles under The Unkillable Bastards


  • 1500 GS

    6 April

    Unkillable Bastards Gather in Mosswood
    Gathering / Conference
  • 1500 GS

    11 April

    Burning of Mosswood
    Disaster / Destruction

    The Children of Asmodeus and Crimson Army return to find Shar's Divine Spark is missing. They raze the city and slaughter its inhabitants.

  • 1500 GS

    15 April

    Banishment of Odos
    Military: Battle

    The Unkillable Bastards faced the first of the Archdevils in Razor's Pass: Otos. Deep underground, they banished him back to the Nine Hells.

  • 1500 GS

    19 April

    Eradication of Lycanthropy in Forks
    Plague / Epidemic

  • 1500 GS

    22 April

    Burning of the Whispering Woods
    Disaster / Destruction

    Historians and arcanists are unsure of the cause, but they believe it was due to a wild magic zone near the center of the forest.

  • 1500 GS

    23 April
    1500 GS

    26 April

    First Seige of Rivertide
    Military action

    The city was defended thanks to the Unkillable Bastards, who decapitated the local army's leadership (perhaps both literally and figuratively).

  • 1500 GS

    27 April

    Discovery of Thaveus's Extradimensional Tower
    Discovery, Exploration

  • 1500 GS

    29 April

    Donnie Julias Shirks Off Death
    Life, Death

    Donnie Julias was killed on the road by an assassin from the Red Realm. Inexplicably, he rose again – with a divine coin in hand.

  • 1500 GS

    3 May
    1500 GS

    20 May

    Second Siege of Rivertide
    Military action

    The Crimson Army captured the city and Sodality.

  • 1500 GS

    3 May

    Archdevil Erlik Vanquished, Mother Tree Dies
    Military: Battle

    The Unkillable Bastards vanquish the recently-awakened Erlik, Bastard Son of Titania beneath the shadow of the Mother Tree. Unfortunately, they arrived too late, and the Mother Tree was killed. The Green Knight Willoughby collected its seed.

  • 1500 GS

    8 May
    1500 GS

    9 May

    Defeat of Myldred the Mindrender
    Military: Battle

    The Unkillable Bastards ventured into the ruins of Arby's Artificery Academy to rescue Snapple Stickywick, and defeated the ancient evil aberration Myldred.

  • 1500 GS

    11 May

    The Moon King is Slain
    Military: Battle

    The Green Dragon terrorizing the Glum Forest is defeated.

  • 1500 GS

    12 May

    Planting of the Second Mother Tree
    Metaphysical / Paranormal event

    The Green Knight Willoughby planted the Mother Tree's only seed on his family farm in Buttonbee Hollow, re-establishing Titania's Light in Arvor.

  • 1500 GS

    15 May 12:00

    Donnie Julias and Bongwyn Die Defending Rivertide
    Life, Death

    The two heroes fell during a clash with Hell's own forces in The Spire.

  • 1500 GS

    15 May 21:00

    Resurrection of Bongwyn
    Life, Supernatural

    The priestess Barleen raised Bongwyn from the dead in the shadow of The Spire.

  • 1500 GS

    20 May

    Liberation of Rivertide
    Military: Battle

    The Unkillable Bastards and Earl Leafrye led Rivertide's freedom fighters in an all-out assault on The Spire, and successfully vanquished their conquerors.

  • 1500 GS

    21 May

    Resurrection of Donnie Julias
    Life, Supernatural

  • 1500 GS

    28 May
    1500 GS

    29 May

    Reclamation of Old Rockjaw
    Military: Battle

    The Unkillable Bastards ventured to Bongwyn's homeland to liberate the lost caverns of Old Rockjaw from Kakilakilabot, the Fiery Scourge of Rockjaw.

  • 1500 GS

    6 June

    Assault on the Crimson Throne, Capture of Azekai
    Military: Battle

    The Unkillable Bastards teleported to the throne room of the Red Realm to attempt to unthrone the tyrant, but were defeated. Azekai was captured.

  • 1500 GS

    7 June

    Eruption of The Old One
    Disaster / Destruction

  • 1500 GS

    7 June

    Defeat of Otto (Facet of Asmodeus) and Rescue of Azekai
    Military: Battle

  • 1500 GS

    8 June

    Defeat of Asmodeus, Destruction of Shar's Divine Spark
    Metaphysical / Paranormal event

    With the support of allies from across the continent, The Unkillable Bastards ventured into Hell to reclaim the Bastard's Blighted Edge and use it to destroy Shar's Divine Spark in the River Styx. They vanquished the giant serpentine facet of Asmodeus, sending what remained of the Lord of Hell into seclusion deep in the lowest layer of the Nine Hells.

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