Act 5, Scene 2, of what REALLY happaned below the Manor: The musical!
*As the cage is blasted open, a mosterious figure can be scene emerging. A massive creature, with red skin, and six horns emerges from the cage. The music builds as the figure emerges, and bears his wings for all to see. It is Liebdaga the Twin, the pit fiend!
Lieb: “I am now free!”
*Xalkur, Cendric, and others look on in terror. The only thing that can be heard is one long, drawn out “Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck”
Lieb looks upon the party, and responds in kind
Lieb: Yes you are fucked, you’ve run out of luck! Now I am free and your souls I will pluck! This city will be mine, and your first in line! You’ve brought me my talisman, and now you shall all die!
*Cendric steps forward, and brandishes the contract towards Liebdaga!
Cendric shouts forward, with the music in time with his voice,
Cendric: “Wait! Wait! Wait! You motherfucker!”
*Cendric pulls out ANOTHER contract, this one far older than the last.
Cendric: We challenge you, to a rock off! We’ll take one chance to rock your socks off!”
Liebdaga looks at the paladin, ready to fire a fireball, but shouts to the air in frustration. “Fuck!” three times.
Summoning an equally old contract, the pit fiend continues, with a snarling face.
Libe “The Chelliaxan Code prevents me from declining your rock-off challenge. What are your terms? What is the ca-ah--ahtch?”
*Cendric begins drafting a contract
Cendric: “If we win, you must take, your sorry ass, back to hell! (The ghost of Throck pops in)
Throck: “And also you will have to pay for my res.”
(Audience laughs)
*Liebdaga strokes his beard, and considers the deal
Lieb: And what if I win?
Xal: Then you can take him back to hell....
*Cendric looks towards Xalkur in horror.
Cendric: What?
Xal: “Trust me, it’s the only way.
Cendric: “What in the nine hells....”
Xal: “To be your eternal....slave.”
*Liebdaga laughs
Lieb: Fine, LET THE ROCK OFF BEGIN!
*Liebdaga laughs once more, as massive metal shapes are dropped down, each bigger than the last, encircling the Vanguard! Liebdaga emerges, wielding a massive Staff of the Archmage, and speaking into the crystal, which amplifies his voice a thousand times over!
Lib: I’M THE DEVIL, I LOVE METAL!
(A massive soundwave almost deafens the party)
Lib: CHECK THIS RIFF, IT’S FUCKING SEXY!
(Another massive soundwave rocks through the party, some of them collapsing from the noise)
Lib: I’M AN ARCHFIEND, AND I DO WHAT I WANT. THOSE WHO OPPOSE ME, WE SHALL TAUNT! THERE'S NEVER BEEN A CHALLENGE THAT I’VE EVER LOST!
(The scene changes, showing a large number of fluffed up devil consumes, each more horrible than the last.)
Lieb: CEN, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME BACK TO HELL......AND I SWEAR YOUR TIME WILL BE SWELL! YOU’LL BE A DEVIL, AND YOU’LL BE CRACKED LIKE AN EGGSHELL!
*Liebdaga mock-gets into the suit, and slaps the metal interior, all while making a rather suggestive gesture at Cendric, who looks on terrified.
Xalacur shouts out ‘NO!” and the entire illusion collapses. Liebadia looks on annoyed. Xalacur turns towards the traumatised Cendric.
Xal: Now it’s our turn!
Cendric turns towards Xalkur, looking depressed.
Cendric: There's no way we can beat that, that was a masterpiece.
*Xalacur attempts to shake Cendric out of it.
Cendric: He rocked too hard, and he is not a normal bard!
Xal: Dammit Cendric!
*Cendric looks towards Xal.
Xal: He’s gonna make you a contract slave! He will discard you like an aftershave!
*Cendric looks horrified, and eaks out a “no.....”
Xal: Unless we give this pit fiend what he’s got coming.
Cendric looks at Xal, a strange, almost bond-like feeling emerges
Cendric: We’ve been through so much shit.
Xal: Deactivated chambers, with this stick! (Pulls out Stygian Keyrod)
Xal, and Cendric together: Now it’s time to take this pit fiend down!
Ursula seems to elongate into a sword, and Cendric’s draws his own. Both sprout guitar strings.
Xal: Come on pali, now it’s time to do this now, Cendric: I hear ya nature, now it’s time to do this now, Xal: Bring up the bards, cus this is a show down. Cendric: We’ll bend you over, and take your WESTCROWN!
*both high five
Xalkur, and Cendric: Now we’ve got to take this mother down!
*Throcknars ghost appears
Throk: He’s gonna steal him, if they do not blow doors down!
Xal: C’mon Cen, cus it’s time to take him down! Cendric: I’m gonna piledrive him, it’s time for the Smitedown!
*Xal takes out the amulet, and aims it at the pit fiend
Xal: Hey Liebdaga!, Mr Archboss! We have your weakness, it kills you hard-sauce! We’ve rocked this city, and blown their minds! We will defeat you, for all Gnomekind! You hold the magic, we have your Key! YOU ARE THE DEVIL, WE ARE THE V!
(a MASSIVE banner drops from the sky, with the words, THE NEW VANGUARD, written on it, in massive letters)
Everyone: WE ARE THE V, WE ARE THE V, WE ARE THE V, WE ARE THE V, WE ARE THE V, WE ARE THE V, WE ARE THE V, WE ARE THE V ,WE ARE THE V (At this point, the chanting seems to be damaging the pit fiend) ,WE ARE THE V, WE ARE THE V, WE ARE THE V, WE ARE THE V, WE ARE THE V ,WE ARE THE V ,WE ARE THE V, WE ARE THE V, WE ARE THE V!
*Liebdaga screams in agony
Lieb: YOU ARE ALL FUCKING STUPID. CENDRIC, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME!
*When Cendric holds his ground, Liebdaga screams again
Lieb: TASTE THE FLAMES OF SULFURAS!
(Lieb attempts to cast a fireball, but Xal deflects it at the pit fiend, with the talisman Although he absorbs the brunt of the blast, one of his horns is knocked off)
Lieb: Ow.
Liebdaga then see’s Cendric holding the broken off-horn in one hand, and the contract that binds him to this realm in another)
Libe: .....Oh no.
Cendric: (reading from the contract) Until then, from whence you came, you shall remain, until you are, complete again!
(A massive portal to hell opens up, and Liebdaga is dragged into it, his devilish form dissolving into mindless lemures. Liebdaga becomes more and more spectral, as he attempts to climb fruitlessly out of the hole. He stares at Xaladur, and Cendric.
Lieb’s last words: “Fuck you Cendric, and fuck you Xalkur! I’ll GET YOU VANGUAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!”
*The portal closes, the music ends, and the curtain falls, to a standing ovation
Lieb: “I am now free!”
*Xalkur, Cendric, and others look on in terror. The only thing that can be heard is one long, drawn out “Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck”
Lieb looks upon the party, and responds in kind
Lieb: Yes you are fucked, you’ve run out of luck! Now I am free and your souls I will pluck! This city will be mine, and your first in line! You’ve brought me my talisman, and now you shall all die!
*Cendric steps forward, and brandishes the contract towards Liebdaga!
Cendric shouts forward, with the music in time with his voice,
Cendric: “Wait! Wait! Wait! You motherfucker!”
*Cendric pulls out ANOTHER contract, this one far older than the last.
Cendric: We challenge you, to a rock off! We’ll take one chance to rock your socks off!”
Liebdaga looks at the paladin, ready to fire a fireball, but shouts to the air in frustration. “Fuck!” three times.
Summoning an equally old contract, the pit fiend continues, with a snarling face.
Libe “The Chelliaxan Code prevents me from declining your rock-off challenge. What are your terms? What is the ca-ah--ahtch?”
*Cendric begins drafting a contract
Cendric: “If we win, you must take, your sorry ass, back to hell! (The ghost of Throck pops in)
Throck: “And also you will have to pay for my res.”
(Audience laughs)
*Liebdaga strokes his beard, and considers the deal
Lieb: And what if I win?
Xal: Then you can take him back to hell....
*Cendric looks towards Xalkur in horror.
Cendric: What?
Xal: “Trust me, it’s the only way.
Cendric: “What in the nine hells....”
Xal: “To be your eternal....slave.”
*Liebdaga laughs
Lieb: Fine, LET THE ROCK OFF BEGIN!
*Liebdaga laughs once more, as massive metal shapes are dropped down, each bigger than the last, encircling the Vanguard! Liebdaga emerges, wielding a massive Staff of the Archmage, and speaking into the crystal, which amplifies his voice a thousand times over!
Lib: I’M THE DEVIL, I LOVE METAL!
(A massive soundwave almost deafens the party)
Lib: CHECK THIS RIFF, IT’S FUCKING SEXY!
(Another massive soundwave rocks through the party, some of them collapsing from the noise)
Lib: I’M AN ARCHFIEND, AND I DO WHAT I WANT. THOSE WHO OPPOSE ME, WE SHALL TAUNT! THERE'S NEVER BEEN A CHALLENGE THAT I’VE EVER LOST!
(The scene changes, showing a large number of fluffed up devil consumes, each more horrible than the last.)
Lieb: CEN, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME BACK TO HELL......AND I SWEAR YOUR TIME WILL BE SWELL! YOU’LL BE A DEVIL, AND YOU’LL BE CRACKED LIKE AN EGGSHELL!
*Liebdaga mock-gets into the suit, and slaps the metal interior, all while making a rather suggestive gesture at Cendric, who looks on terrified.
Xalacur shouts out ‘NO!” and the entire illusion collapses. Liebadia looks on annoyed. Xalacur turns towards the traumatised Cendric.
Xal: Now it’s our turn!
Cendric turns towards Xalkur, looking depressed.
Cendric: There's no way we can beat that, that was a masterpiece.
*Xalacur attempts to shake Cendric out of it.
Cendric: He rocked too hard, and he is not a normal bard!
Xal: Dammit Cendric!
*Cendric looks towards Xal.
Xal: He’s gonna make you a contract slave! He will discard you like an aftershave!
*Cendric looks horrified, and eaks out a “no.....”
Xal: Unless we give this pit fiend what he’s got coming.
Cendric looks at Xal, a strange, almost bond-like feeling emerges
Cendric: We’ve been through so much shit.
Xal: Deactivated chambers, with this stick! (Pulls out Stygian Keyrod)
Xal, and Cendric together: Now it’s time to take this pit fiend down!
Ursula seems to elongate into a sword, and Cendric’s draws his own. Both sprout guitar strings.
Xal: Come on pali, now it’s time to do this now, Cendric: I hear ya nature, now it’s time to do this now, Xal: Bring up the bards, cus this is a show down. Cendric: We’ll bend you over, and take your WESTCROWN!
*both high five
Xalkur, and Cendric: Now we’ve got to take this mother down!
*Throcknars ghost appears
Throk: He’s gonna steal him, if they do not blow doors down!
Xal: C’mon Cen, cus it’s time to take him down! Cendric: I’m gonna piledrive him, it’s time for the Smitedown!
*Xal takes out the amulet, and aims it at the pit fiend
Xal: Hey Liebdaga!, Mr Archboss! We have your weakness, it kills you hard-sauce! We’ve rocked this city, and blown their minds! We will defeat you, for all Gnomekind! You hold the magic, we have your Key! YOU ARE THE DEVIL, WE ARE THE V!
(a MASSIVE banner drops from the sky, with the words, THE NEW VANGUARD, written on it, in massive letters)
Everyone: WE ARE THE V, WE ARE THE V, WE ARE THE V, WE ARE THE V, WE ARE THE V, WE ARE THE V, WE ARE THE V, WE ARE THE V ,WE ARE THE V (At this point, the chanting seems to be damaging the pit fiend) ,WE ARE THE V, WE ARE THE V, WE ARE THE V, WE ARE THE V, WE ARE THE V ,WE ARE THE V ,WE ARE THE V, WE ARE THE V, WE ARE THE V!
*Liebdaga screams in agony
Lieb: YOU ARE ALL FUCKING STUPID. CENDRIC, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME!
*When Cendric holds his ground, Liebdaga screams again
Lieb: TASTE THE FLAMES OF SULFURAS!
(Lieb attempts to cast a fireball, but Xal deflects it at the pit fiend, with the talisman Although he absorbs the brunt of the blast, one of his horns is knocked off)
Lieb: Ow.
Liebdaga then see’s Cendric holding the broken off-horn in one hand, and the contract that binds him to this realm in another)
Libe: .....Oh no.
Cendric: (reading from the contract) Until then, from whence you came, you shall remain, until you are, complete again!
(A massive portal to hell opens up, and Liebdaga is dragged into it, his devilish form dissolving into mindless lemures. Liebdaga becomes more and more spectral, as he attempts to climb fruitlessly out of the hole. He stares at Xaladur, and Cendric.
Lieb’s last words: “Fuck you Cendric, and fuck you Xalkur! I’ll GET YOU VANGUAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!”
*The portal closes, the music ends, and the curtain falls, to a standing ovation
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