Lakshmana, Sailor from Beyond Spoleta

Lakahmana is a halfling sailor who has been hired by the Scholars of You know what they say, never trust a cabbage with a cockroach.
Some moons just don't sit right.
Let us be off. There's no sense in waiting for the clouds to stay.
In times like these my mother always said "fold your grapes and get feeling" and I suggest we do the same.
Who's the real kobold in this scenario?
They take home the gobfoofs if you know what I mean.
I smelled it straight from the quasit's quilt.
I don't mean to smite a surreptitious solar but I think we should _____
Like the mustache on a moorbounder, it just looks damn good!