Lorelai Wyncliff

Lorelai Wyncliff, 23-year-old disaster lesbian that never grew out of her edgy teen phase (we're working on it), left home at 17 to live a daring life of adventure and intrigue... What she ended up getting was a contract with the Black Sun for low-level political espionage, a (presumed dead) situationship, and a newfound understanding of why a lot of people don't like camping. Since then she has "died" once, and actually died twice. But, through hard work, a warlock pact with an eldritch horror, and the power of friendship, she has come a long way. Now, her former situationship (now girlfriend (!)) is NOT dead (never was, oopsie), Lorelai showers regularly, AND she is trying to be more honest with her friends. Talk about growth.

Physical Description

General Physical Condition

5'0" tall, waifish, with bright white hair and large "Tim Burton character" eyes. Looks like she could be anywhere from 16 to 26 years old.

Special abilities

Can take on the appearance of any humanoid and perfectly mimic their speech, body language, and mannerisms.

Mental characteristics

Gender Identity

Femme

Sexuality

Disaster Lesbian

Morality & Philosophy

While not evil, Lorelai's moral outlook is driven primarily by her own survival, and is often shortsighted. Her primary goal is to secure her safety and the safety of her friends, family, and loved ones, by whatever means necessary. And that could mean anything, like killing an innocent goat, faking her own death, dismantling an international crime syndicate, or I guess saving the world. She certainly isn't a good person, but she is trying not to be a bad one either.

Social

Contacts & Relations

Girlfriend: Athena Valkyrix

Girlfriend's Cousin: Elias Valkyrix

Family Ties

Co-owner of the Carthelian Estate and (maybe) Carthelian heir (in a shocking turn of events, the technicalities of resurrection make inheritance and title difficult to track)

Hobbies & Pets

Betsy the Blood Chicken

Albert (Einstein) the Smartest Horse

Guess who's back Back again

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Honorary & Occupational Titles

Known aliases: Anastasia Carthelian, Cathryn Morithan, and Gwyn Lesteros

Birthplace

Talamh

Children

Quotes & Catchphrases

"Do you remember the War?"

Related Reports

Episode 11, Oh Boy!

Known Languages

Common, Thieves' Cant, Elvish, Dwarvish, Goblin, and Orc

Lorelai Wyncliff