Anastasia beaty outshines Bonnie Tyler's and Matilda's 15th March 2024

General Summary

Its a day filled with Tea and Hags
  The party have left the Bug bears cave, being shy of following the tunnel down into the endless dark depths
  Going back to the Picts fort, they leave quickly and return to town
  The party go to visit the house on the coast to get a poisoners kit... meeting Sssslami ... a nerve racking visit as they offered tea, and the individual lights some sweet smelling candles with a relaxing feeling.....
  The wedding day comes at last, the party taking time to dress into there best head up the hill to join the festivities
  Food, Dancing, Music
  Its a great day, Princess Matilda is looking beautiful, and is positively gleaming
  Anastasia has a conundrum running through her head, how to save her friends, who seem entirely unwilling to provide any help. How will she get Matilda away and allow Bonnie Tyler the Hag to have the wedding of her dreams, how will she help her to have true happiness.
  As the day comes on Bonnie Tyler provides him a potion of sleep to drop into her drink, the start of a plan forms
  Taking Matilda to the room at the rear, her flashing her jewelled daggers in her hands - why - they are pretty - she seems quite good with those, the hairs on the back of Anastasias neck start prickling, is this who he thinks, she seems very strange and sure of her herself, and very tall and powerful for a short we girl. But realising she is over thinking this carries on (while Derek shouts out then realises his character is not there and knows nothing in reality - takes away the DMs thunder.....)
  Of course Matilda is a Hag
  Hi sister - he's mine, not yours...
  Anastasia takes a step back - ohh this is not good, she screams out,
  "There are Hags and they are going to kidnap the prince...."
  The party reacts, the Hags run for it knowing there cover is blown, arrows fly...
  Meanwhile Anastasia has run to the prince and escorts him inside the safety of his room. The prince comes out of a haze to find he has been under the influence of some curse...but this beautiful vision in front of him, ....blimey she's lovely eyes....that cursed bitch....blimey that's some nice leg showing....."och eye - what dinnae we do with a what did you say - a Hag sorry - what's a Hag" - blimey - those sweet little dumplings look lovely, like to coorie on a awfy dreich day"
  Anastasia has sensed an opportunity and is using her feminine wiles...
  The Hags disappear over the hills, with a number of arrows poking out there backs shouting curses and revenge on the cursed souls...
  As things calm the prince sends instructions to his officers
  On the table, the head of a horse is chucked, its you - you traitor, heathen - traitor Sean Connery screams at Hammish - you tried to manipulate me and have me killed he swears - Occ aye you F****** B**** I will have your heads and the heads of your sons ...., which he promptly does
  Meanwhile the Pictish Lord has left with the party overhearing there rant about this cursed southerners with no understanding of this area, there customs, their people - they have brought great evils back to there land, their cursed customs, lack of belief in the greater Gods, their lack of respect for the dead, the burial areas, the cursed areas, there ungodly ways, we need to deal with them.......
  An inspired party, but left with plenty to think on...what will tomorrow bring, will hey be alive, will they be soulless zombies.... 
  Notes   
 
    • Tunnels from the Bugbears caves heading down
    • Ssslami and a poisoners kit
    • Picts - what do they want
    • Hags and there souls...
    • Blood feud between Prince and a Lord
    • Anastasia is in love

  and its not even tea time
Report Date
22 Apr 2024

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