"What ya reading? Merosh?"
Merosh quickly stashes a book beneath his pillow. His face doesn't redden, but he can't quite meet the eyes of his friend.
"Uhhh...nothing. You know...I just...I...I like stories. Complicated stories. I don't judge. It's the story that. I'm a story teller...Oh screw you Fye!"
Small Hands, Firm Grip is a smutty but still intriguing book about a gnome named, Bolasha, and her travels through the lands in search of a long lost lover. She is guided by several magical letters that continue to provide more information as she progresses along her journey.
It is widely considered that this book is the first time the occurrence of the phrase, "Fit as the bard's drum," was written and likely where the phrase has entered modern usage. Other phrases, of more offensive qualities, have been coined here but those are not befitting to make the pages of my notations.
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