Jack Cracken: Crackalackin'!

Coming this spring break...
One man...
One ship...
One questionably living girl...
One master hacker...
And two magical teenagers...
Will ride a sandworm, eat some soldiers, learn to play the accordion, and get eviscerated by a giant octahedron.
Don't miss the blockbuster hit of the century...
JACK CRACKEN: Crackalackin'!