The Widowing of Finn

Finn had a husband named Louis.

Louis and Finn were never depraved,

But they really liked to go to raves,

Then Louis met his untimely demise.

Boohoo she cried as a spider

Fell down beside him and

The spider had no legs.

It rolled to his legs and

Took a big ole bite

And spit it out, "That's nasty!"

Finn picked up her foot and

She squished it dead.

Ew, it landed in Panang's mouth.

Panang shrieks and spits it out.

"Rawr rawr rawr arah rawr rar,"

A wise sage says it's a

"Rawr arwar arah rawr rawr rawr."

Which is an odd thing to

Hear from a wise old sage.

He had molasses, ears and mouth,

Which is why is sounded strange.