The Tink Tank

Well I'm going to have to toss the unofficial biography of Tank if I go home. It never once mentions he has a brother! Can you believe that? That must have hurt Tink's feelings something fierce.
 
Speaking of hurt feelings... I think "Wrecking Ball" eats his. That's another gnome from the tossing championship. He's going to get sweet blood sickness if that's how he eats all the time! He's probably very nice. Hard to talk to though. Oh well. I'm sure he's fine...
 
We placed some bets with a grump calling himself "Booker" who is just a hot mess of a halfling. I don't know his clan's traditions but I'm glad back in Edgecrop we are taught manners and how to take care of our stuff.
 
Don't tell Tank but... I think I have a new favorite gnome. Tank is still the best but boy that Fiona has some flair! I think she and Yuri are cut from the same wildly colored cloth.
 
People are very forward in this town. Gunnark was nice enough to let me climb on his shoulders so I could see through the crowd and Tink was all "is that your mount". Wowie. Rude. Obviously Gunnark is a person, dude.
Maybe that's why Tink got left out the book... maybe I won't have to burn it... huh.
 
AND SPEAKING OF GUNNARK.
 
I don't know if it was the arena lighting or just an air of confidence but I swear he looked way beefier... wait... that's probably insulting to say. Gosh. um... Stronger. He looked stronger.
And he threw Tank 35 feet! It was AH-MAZE-ING. (not like... a maze, maze... just ... amazing... sorry Gunnark).
 
Yuri did a pretty spectacular job too. He tossed "Wrecking Ball" 15 feet which was 13 feet further than he went last year. I wonder who threw him last year... they sure didn't try very hard.
 
Poor Fiona though! Her handler was super dumb and got totally faced before the bout and threw her BACKWARDS. I hope he gets banned from the game.
 
I was really looking forward to the after party but instead these folk in masks showed up and started killing people. I didn't really have a list before... but now I do and lets just say the Harbingers are No.1.