I had thought the life of a lone criminal dangerous; how timid it now seems.
Our journey started more pleasantly than I had hoped: three weeks at sail. Having just procured the Ogre, I couldn't help but imagine I was standing on the deck of my own ship. A real wind cutter, and not the bloated barges favored by my Folk. It was humorous to watch most in the party gain their sea legs and loose their pallid blush. Ilias and I found ourselves helping out the crew from habit, and learning the tricks of a sailing ship. Oh, it had been too many years since I had been on River or sea; it was a damn welcome respite.
All that changed the moment we made land. It began with southern mermen who attacked with the rising of the sun. Luckily for the crew we were there to dispatch them. We soon debarked and our seaborn respite spiraled into a mad dash through the strangest, most uncomfortable lands I have ever seen. It was an overgrown, sweltering hot, fly infested, humid, nightmare forest populated with creatures I would have previously put down to drunken tale.
A hulking lizard king with teeth as long as my arm nearly cut me in half in its maw. This beast split the very forest when it charged us with shocking alacrity. So fast, Ilias doubted what he had seen. And it was hardly worse than its more numerous, more agile cousins. The very ground nearly swallowed Ilias while fiendish crocodilians attacked. And Minitours: we were beset upon by actual Minitours. Only a few months ago I was stealing bread to survive and now I have slain a dragon, fought beside portals leading to the very roots of fire and ice, and contended with fiends of myth and lore. It has been a whirlwind...no, a maelstrom to be sure.
Now we must battle past more creatures of legend, and for what? Gold? Great forces are at play, the threat of the Leviathan looms before us, and we are chaperoning a failed cleric on some fool’s errand.
I suppose gold has its uses, just as I suppose it is better to lend an army than an arm or even two. I'll get the Ogre running; I'll raise an army and a crew. Then I'll lend an army and a warship...or I’ll lend an arm...which ever proves mightier in the end. First though, first we must delve this temple's depths.