Stupid Human Things

Back at big ship, saw robed ones coming from forest with people chained up by them. More bad people! Splech kill, no issue, robes don’t even get to react!
One of chained ones is strange, blue, not quite gobbo, not quite human.
 
Learn of village held captive by robe ones we go see, have plan, disguise the dwarf to lure robe ones over. It work good!
Mushroom ask Splech to make like “live one”, so Splech turn mushroom into gobbo, big gobbo! Mushroom seem very happy, this make Splech very happy.
 
Others go check on villagers, Splech go foraging in houses, find cabbage, mirror and lots of human shiny things.
Mushroom come over, hold hand with human. Nasty human, mean to Splech and mushroom, no listen to Splech! Only listen to less nasty human Ayla!
 
Splech lose interest in stupid humans! Not worth Splech time. Mushroom maybe feel same, start dinging bell. Mushroom likes bell. Splech find meat on floor! This good luck! Splech eat!