Nasty City

Found scrap of paper in book!
Use to tell important Splech story!
 
Am Splech, strongest goblin! Strongest wizard! Was doing big research on making more swamp when in nasty human city.
Nothing. Went see good human Varn, gave him help. Met others. Tall snooty one! No like her. Yuck. Short grumpy one. No like him either. Furry one. Ok, help save small rats. And a strange one. Made of metal but also mushroom. Intrigue.
 
Sudden! Noise outside and green! We run! Big laughing four legs! Attack! Splech fight off! Kill two at once! Big good, but then black. When light, see mushroom thing. They help Splech. Splech very grateful.
Escape nasty city. Go in boat.
 
Big tired, write more soon.
 
(Ooc: Below is a rough doodle of Splech standing on top of dead gnolls, laughing.)