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2/16/1420

The Stinky Job

by Beatrix

2/16/1420
 
Well the past few days have certainly been interesting. I met up again with Norixius and Oculo and met a new friend named Mr. Timnothy with an N. We took a job from the board for Dorfax to retrieve some "cattle" for him for cheese making and other various interesting things. We were even given some of the cheese to try. I uh won't be having anymore, it's too uh rich for my taste. We had to travel 2 days to n from Glenhaven to get the KettleBell Passes. Someone ate our food and drank all the water. Dunno who did it but not nice.
 
We met with the caravan of Pentani, Dorfax's friend, to get them. He was sooo loathe to part with the creatures, but we told him he must.With great reluctance he handed them over and we began our journey back.
 
The first night we slept and on my watch I found these little green people made of vines? I think. They were smaller than Mr. Tim! We had a mini battle of wills which I of course one. Mr. Tim came over and started talking gibberish to them and then outta the blue started playing his fiddle and the little green ppl started to dance kinda. Apparently they really like Mr. Tim. I can see why.
 
During the second day of travel we had rocks thrown at us! We had to leave some of our stuff behind to get away! Ugh I thought just dealing with the smell was bad...
 
The final night we were attacked by the boulder ppl again. Only this time they came close enough to kill. We had almost killed off the first when the second one came out and started attacking. As we battled the little green ppl came to help! They liked Mr. Tim soooo much they helped us out. They are pretty cute, I think they are growing on me.
 
We finally made it back to camp! I was so happy to release these creatures into the care of Dorfax. He offered up some Plague Milk to try when he starts producing...I hope its better than the cheese. Well I'm off to take a bath for a few hours. Hopefully the stench will come off...

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