Your Grace,
This will probably be the most circuitous break-up letter you'll ever receive.
I'll try to lay the pieces out for you, make them fit together. Schematize it all. But this time... this time I'm not sure there IS a hidden order behind it all.
It started when I asked Kern to scry for my sister, Illfin. I don't know what made me do it. I never saw her body, sure, but I figured she crawled off and found some other hole to die in. I mean, I didn't look for her, I wasn't thinking clearly at the time, and afterwards it was easiest to just put it all behind me by assuming the worst. Ever onward, don't look back. I guess I didn't fully consider the consequences of her survival.
Because wow, I REALLY let her down. I let them all down, sure, but her most of all. She was alone. I could have done something for her. But instead I was buying a fucking suit of armour (with the money I was supposed to be sending to THEM) and pretending to be something I'm not while she was- Well, who knows what she had to endure between Greyloch and Valwall. I'll let you in on a secret, your Grace: the world is not a very nice place. The safe bet is that she did things and had things done to her of which it is best not to speak in polite company.
My sister. My SISTER.
So, yeah. Maybe I wanted to destroy myself. Maybe that's why I asked Kern. Because that's what the knowledge did to me.
I went into Caeracht with a death wish.
And my wish was granted. I died an honourable death, sacrificing myself so that another (Kern) might live. I ascended to Grennan Heaven and taught Snoffunfx how to play dragonchess. Just me and my horse with gently undulating grey in all directions. No-one getting in my face, making me feel shitty for not being what THEY thought I should be. It was everything I'd hoped for.
Which is a bit suspicious. I mean, I can understand getting a few details right but I was bang on, and it's not like I'm some oracle. I don't think.... Hmm. No, probably not. And my awareness was sorta split, I could sense something else going on concurrently, which I later found out was Lana meeting with this Tarkin fellow and retrieving me from the afterlife in painting form? It was a whole thing. But anyway, there's some doubt as to whether or not I was actually dead or if the Seven Sisters were just fucking with me.
This is probably not news to you but the Seven Sisters have Issues, your Grace.
Even so, dead or not, I got exactly what I thought I wanted and it suuuuuuucked. Grennan Heaven was boring as shit! THAT'S what I want? THAT'S my ideal? An eternity of what, being left alone? With my imaginary horse? Who I'm pretty sure was LETTING me win? (Because he's the best horse, yes he is, such a good horse.)
It's crazy how fast heaven turned around and became hell. Literally crazy. Like, there's something wrong with me. I mean, duh, of course there is. But seriously - for reals - my mechanism is all busted up.
So I can't go back there. But what's the alternative? I talked with Sia about getting my consciousness preserved in gem form (which she was not overly enthusiastic about) and in the process expressed some reservations about my designated afterlife and she was like, “Maybe you have the wrong god?”
And I was like, haha, sure, yeah, I have the wrong god, get the fuck outta here with that Sia. But here's the thing:
WHAT IF I HAVE THE WRONG GOD?!?
And then, not more than a week later (probably... time is a bit slippery down here in the Schmudwell), freakin' Davynn suggested the same thing. Yes, that Davynn! From Whitfeld! POTATO BOY! Is it so obvious that even the tuber can see it? Am I that exposed?
I consider myself someone who has better-than-average spatial awareness. I examine things from all angles, I consider the possibilities and play them out to their logical conclusions so that I'm not caught off-guard when things come flying at me. But this... I never saw this coming. And it's big. It's not a small thing. I left a gap in my defences that a beholder could have floated through.
Let's step back and take a look at the situation: I am in the middle of what I shall call, for lack of a better term, a spiritual crisis, and my response to said crisis is to bury myself underground to manufacture a helmet whose SOLE PURPOSE (aside from looking cool as fuck) is to put up a permanent wall between me and the world (this sucker even has air filters), to erase my identity, my very SELF from existence so that I NEVER have to look my sister in the eye should our paths happen to cross. I rationalize it by saying I'm honing my skills before I take on the True Work of the Monkinator and/or the Glamaratus but let's be real: I'm building this helm because I'm compelled to. This all reeks to Grennan Heaven of psychology. I'm as bad as the Seven Sisters.
I can see all this clear as day... but I'm still gonna finish the damn helm. I mean, come on! Look at this thing!