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Sat 9th Jul 2022 01:54

FAVE

by Jib'ammajig Davitz

WE GO WIT HAIRY BIG MAN N BIG MEAT-BEAR FREN TO GNOM HIDOUT,,, MEET BIG ASS GIANT
 
NEERLY KILLD BEEST-SHEMAN,, BUT I GIT IDEE N BIG SQUID TALK TO HIM,, I STOPPD DE FITE,, WIT LIL HELP FROM BIG SQUID,,,
 
WE GIT TO VILEDJE N WE GIT TO GNOM HIDOUT,,,
 
I SEE ILOOJEN N WE CATCH GNOM IDEEOT,,, DEY SAY DER IZ NO GNOM HIDOUT,,, BUT WHY HIDE!!!!
 
HE TALK,,, HE SAY HE HAS ENVISIBLTEE AMOOLET!!!!!!!!!!!! BIG BIG GOODEST TOOL!!!!
 
I GO TO TAKE BUT GROOP GET VERY IDEEOT AN TRY STOPPIN ME!!!! I FITE WIT GROOP,,, DEY STRUGGL AGAINS ME BUT MANEDJE TO STEEL AMOOLET!
 
WIRD DEMONGUY WAS DERE AN HE DESTROY DE AMOOLET!!!! STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID DEMONGUY!!!! I HATE HIM!!! I HATE GROOP!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I GET REVENDJE,,, DOT DOT DOT
 
BUT NOT ON LIL MAN,, HEZ GOOD,,,
 
AN BEESTSHEMAN,,, HE HAD RITE TO REVENDJE ON JIB LOL
 
JIB WILL REMEMBR

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