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Sat 6th Aug 2022 02:15

T3N

by Jib'ammajig Davitz

WE GIT SQUIDMAN TO ELD3FALLZ PRISEN,,, WE QUESHTEN HIM N LERN OF ODER COLTS DAT TRY TO KILL EXILD GODZ,,,
 
DEN HE SAI BLAKC ROBE SLEEPERMEN HIDE IN CAVURN UP NORT NEER SLIKMORE,,,,
 
SQUID-BOI LOOKEN REEL EXCITED TALKIN QUESHTENZ WITH SQUIDMAN,,, LIKE HE FEEL OOZEFUL ATLAST OR I DUNNO LOL,,,,
 
DEN HE SEY I GO TALK TO WEMEN IN CRISTAL,,,, LIKE HEZ EXAUSTED!!! SILLY SQUID-BOI,,,,
 
I TALK TO ER N' SHE SAY NOTHIN OOZEFUL EKSEPT NAMES AN ONE BOI WE CAN MESSEDJE TO AVE ENSERS,,,,
 
SO WE WAIT FOR BOI TO COME OVER ALL THE WEY FROM TELKUNDZ' RIM,,,, WE GOT MOTCH TIME,,
 
SO I DECIDE SQUID-BOI, GOLD-BOI, LIL SMART MAN N SHEEBEEST WE TAKE BOAT TO THE SLEEPERMEN CAVE,,,
 
WE FOND aLF3RD IN THE BOAT!!! HEZ GOOD,,, WE DRINK ALOT N WE PLEY DICE WITH SQUID-BOI AN SHEEBEEST,,, I WIN REEL LEGIT-NOT LOL,,,,
 
I REMMEBER TO PUT GLYFF OF SALENSS ON SHEEBEEST FER WEN SHE WAKE UP SO WE SLEEP GOOD,,,, ANNOYIN SHEEBEEST,,,
 
WE DRINK ALOT MORE AN TIME TO GIT OFF BOAT,,,, I TRY TRICK TO FILL WEESKEE BARREL WIT WATER BUT DID NOT GO WELL,,, LOL
 
WE FLEE BUT IT WAS VRY FUN! AN FREE!
 
WE GIT TO CAVURN AN BIG SQUID BOI KENT DO NO NOYZE,,,,,,EVRY BLAKC ROBE SLEEPRMEN LOOK AT US ENTER,,, FOCKEN SQUID-BOI,,,,
 
DEN SQUID-BOI TRY TALK SHITA BOUT HEZ THE REPLACEMEN FER THE ODER SQUID,,,, I GET IDEE-AH N I TAKE LEED,,,
 
I SEY WE'RE SAME TEEM FER THE SLEEPERMEN GODESS N WE HERE TO SEE SHAPESHIFTUR BOSS FER BIG MISHEN!!! i HAVE VRY BIG BIG BREN!!!!!!!! I AMAZE MESELF SOMTIMEZ,,,
 
DEY BELEEVE ME!!! N' I START TELLIN INNSTROKSHENZ TO STOP TALKN TO ERRYONE ELSE CUZ DERZ A TRAITER,,,,, SO DEY DON GET MESSEDJES FROM ODER SQUIDMENZ DEY KEN TRUST!!!
 
N I PUT SHAPESHIFTUR BOSS ON MISHEN TO INFILTURATE ODER COLTS IN BIG CITEEZ WILE WE PROTECC CRISTAL WEMEN,,
 
SILLY SLEEPRMEN!!!!!!! DEY HAVE ME AS BOSS NOW LOL! AM DJEENIUS!

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