16.4 Dead of Night on the Goat Path
sooo… we got the high inquithitow’th thtuff. fwaya got hith thiny wobe an zanuth got hith magic thtaff. then we wint under the hatch to tawk to the boxer men. they wewe eatin pea thoup. zanuth made a funny joke about the thoup. then we found a thkawy room with a thtatue of nurgwe. it wath vewy gwowth. kimiweel found a withhing fountain an got a point of inthpiwation.
then we had a thtrategy pwan to fynd awek daemoncwaw. we had a big dinner feast cawwed hewoeth feathth an it made my tummy feew thtwong. we rode out on howtheth. my howthe wath named neigh neigh. he wath a good boy. but then awek showed up with thkawy death knightth an a big big thnake monthter.
awek thhot hewwfiwe at uth an neigh neigh died. i wath vewy thad. i wajed an i ranned up to awek an i hit hith howthe thow hawd it died too. now we are even! but then a big gowd thing cawwed aww-rum-vath thhot majik fowthe bowtth at me. it hurted thow bad i awmotht died. i onwy had thix hit pointth weft! we had to uthe our majik wentheth to tewepowt away. we wunned away becuth they wewe too thtwong.
we tawked to the duke an makth an they thaid the city ith in big twoubwe. i bought a majik wing fow 12000 gowd thow the fowthe bowtth wont hurt me thow bad next time. then kimiweel opened a majik bottwe. a big fiwe guy named wow-wut came out. he ith an efweeti. he thaid we awe “fucked” an that wath not vewy nice. he thaid he got thtuck in the bottwe becuth he twipped an feww into it. that ith funny. i hope the ith queen cometh thoon. i need a WONG WEHTHT.
pweethe dwaugnir keep uth thaf fwom awek an the thkawy thnake an hewp uth find the keyth. pweethe hewp me find my mommy an my dady. rethth in peathe neigh neigh.
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3.0 Well, It's a Start
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3.1 A Most Unexpected Reunion
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3.2 Here We Go Again (Milestone - 4th Level!)
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4.12 Flesheaters (Milestone - 5th Level)
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5.1 Cult of the Dusk
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5.2 Nature's Rage
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5.3 Camp Firefield (Milestone: 7th Level!)
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7.1 Yladhra's Domain
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7.2 The Gilded Hollows
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7.3 A Pelli-Ton of Trouble (Milestone: 8th Level!)
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8.1 All Too Familiar
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8.2 Castle Rend
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8.3 Mummy Issues (Milestone: 9th Level!)
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9.0 The Mists of Castle Rend
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9.1 Reparations and Preparations
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9.2 The Battle of Castle Rend
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9.3 On the Road Again (Milestone: 10th Level!)
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10.1 Meliora
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10.2 The Brine Leviathan
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10.3 What Mysteries Does Emberhold?
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10.4 Vroom Vroom! (Milestone: 11th Level!)
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11.1 The Fast and the Friarous
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11.2 Skyway to the Danger Zone
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11.3 In Too Deep
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11.4 Zigging and Zagging (Milestone: 12th Level!)
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12.1 The Terror
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12.2 The Day the Sky Cried Fire
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12.3 The Hammer's Heir
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12.4 It's Raining Amethysts (Milestone: 13th Level!)
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13.1 The Rune Heart
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13.2 Bite Me, Duskheart
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13.3 Gems in the Dark
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13.4 The Rune Heart Awakens (Milestone: 14th Level!)
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14.1 The One That Got Away
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14.2 The Duke and the Shadow
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14.3 A Rough Plan
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14.4 Still Standing (Milestone: 15th Level!)
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15.1 The Tongue and the Stinger
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15.2 Strategy Is Not a Sin
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15.3 Stand Unbroken
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15.4 The Absence of Your Friend
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15.4X - Trial By Fire
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15.5 The Architect's Lie (Milestone: 16th Level!)
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16.1 The Midnight Letter
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16.2 Chaos Spares the Used
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16.3 The High Inquisitor's Impasse
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16.4 Dead of Night on the Goat Path
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16.5 Farewell, Fwendth
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