16.5 Farewell, Fwendth

16.5 Farewell, Fwendth

sooo… we bought the wetht of the thi wentheth to keep uth thaf. zanuth made a big dinner cawwed hewoeth feathth an i got mowe extwa hit pointth which wath NICE. then kimiweel casted mind bwank on me an him thow the bad guyth cant touch our mindth. the b...

07:04 am - 21.06.2026

16.4 Dead of Night on the Goat Path

sooo… we got the high inquithitow’th thtuff. fwaya got hith thiny wobe an zanuth got hith magic thtaff. then we wint under the hatch to tawk to the boxer men. they wewe eatin pea thoup. zanuth made a funny joke about the thoup. then we found a thkawy ...

05:49 am - 22.03.2026

16.3 The High Inquisitor's Impasse

sooo… the high inquithitow man wath vewy mean. he thaid we wewe bad becuth we wive thwough the fytth. zanuth tawked back to him an he got vewy angwy. he tawked about the beaw god uwthun an then he told the acowyte peopow to take uth away. we kneeled dow...

12:14 am - 23.02.2026

16.2 Chaos Spares the Used

sooo… we wewen’t thupothe to weave the thity but we wint to the waww anyway. i thhot the midnight wettew into the chaoth tentth with my awwow. a thkawy acowyte man thaid it wooked bad that we wewe thpeakin to the enemy. i thaid he wath wong becuth he ...

06:17 am - 08.02.2026

16.2 Chaos Spares the Used

sooo… we wewen’t thupothe to weave the thity but we wint to the waww anyway. i thhot the midnight wettew into the chaoth tentth with my awwow. a thkawy acowyte man thaid it wooked bad that we wewe thpeakin to the enemy. i thaid he wath wong becuth he ...

06:15 am - 08.02.2026

16.1 The Midnight Letter

sooo… the high inquithitow wady thaid we have to thtay in the thity. i tawked to the tweekth an the gwathth with my ritual majik to thtee what wath outthide. i found a big monthtew eatht of the thity. it ith a big big beatht. the majik thhowed me thewe ...

06:33 am - 25.01.2026

15.5 The Architect's Lie (Milestone: 16th Level!)

sooo… we wewe in kimiweelth majik manthin an a rainbow twornado opind up. a taww dawk ewf wady popped out an thaid hew name ith zanuth. thhe ith a cwewic an thhe ith wady to hewp uth now becuth cawanthia turned into kithina. zanuth ith part of the giwde...

07:34 am - 18.01.2026

15.4X - Trial By Fire

sooo… i wath at kimiweelth manthin thinkin about the genie an then i wath jutht GONE. i woke up in thum kinda dweam-wike pwathe. i wath with thwee new peopow. they wewe cawwed ewoweeon, a fytin majik guy, an zanuth, a cwewic, an wudath, a dwuid. we w...

11:17 pm - 14.12.2025

15.4X - Trial By Fire

sooo… i wath at kimiweelth manthin thinkin about the genie an then i wath jutht GONE. i woke up in thum kinda dweam-wike pwathe. i wath with thwee new peopow. they wewe cawwed ewoweeon, a fytin majik guy, an zanuth, a cwewic, an wudath, a dwuid. we w...

11:16 pm - 14.12.2025

15.4X - The Dragon's Wake

sooo… i wath at kimiweelth manthin thinkin about the genie an then i wath jutht GONE. i woke up in thum kinda dweam-wike pwathe. i wath with thwee new peopow. they wewe cawwed ewoweeon, a fytin majik guy, an zanuth, a cwewic, an wudath, a dwuid. we w...

10:36 pm - 14.12.2025

15.4 The Absence of Your Friend

sooo... we wint to the wetht gate to fight. it wath weawwy wowd an thewe wewe fiweth evewywhewe. we cwimbed up the waww an met a captain named kawwuth. he wath happy we wewe thewe to hewp. we thaw wotth of beethmen an gway thkinned majik guyth gettin wead...

06:54 am - 21.09.2025

15.3 Stand Unbroken

sooo... we tawked with the dook abowt a pwan to dwaw owt awek demoncwaw. we talked abowt the powtaw in the tent but we dunno how to get in thewe. we decided that findin the cwythtaw keyth fow awianka ith the betht idea. we awweady have one key. kimiwee...

06:43 am - 31.08.2025

15.2 Strategy Is Not a Sin

sooo... we had one of the cuwtithtth tied up. cawanthia wath huwtin him to make him tawk. i dont wike that tho i wint away with kimiweel to keep watch. i heawd him thkweem. he towd uth they wewe a thweepew theww an that they poithun the food with majik. h...

07:35 am - 17.08.2025

15.1 The Tongue and the Stinger

sooo… we wint bak into the thity. the thnow wath thtiww fawwin an the wivew wath thtawtin to fweeze. the peopow we pathed wooked at uth with hope in theiw eyeth. wike they weawwy bewieve we can thave them. it made me feew wike i had a wot of weponthibiw...

07:09 am - 03.08.2025

14.4 Still Standing (Milestone: 15th Level!)

sooo... we had a pwan. it wath a wuff pwan but it wath a pwan. it kept changin evewy minit tho. cawanthia wath goin to take owt thum catapuwtth with a fiwe ewementaw kimiweel gave hew. the wetht of uth wint thwew the tunnew. kimiweel thummoned hith cweach...

09:52 pm - 27.07.2025

Much To Do... and so Little Time

Much To Do... and so Little Time

14.3 A Rough Plan

sooo... kimiweel thed we shud dithgithe awthelweth on the way bak to the thitadew. cawanthia thed she can dithgithe uth. i can uthe my mathk chawm i bot a wong time ago but havent uthed yet. we tawked abowt meetin viwwem tomowwow. he thed to come ath we a...

07:46 am - 13.07.2025

14.2 The Duke and the Shadow

sooo... i did thum thhoppin agin an i got thome paiw of them thicic gwatheth an mor of them thupa heewin poshinth which ith gwate becauth i alwayth get thtabbed ow thhot ow poithind ow thomethin. thin we wint to the big pwathe cawed the thitidel an the...

06:47 am - 06.07.2025

14.1 The One That Got Away

sooo... i changed my thword again and thith tiem i thwitched the thpell to one that doeth thtummbly thtuff inthted of bwinding. it maketh peepel walk funny after i thmack em not thure how it workth yet but it cotht a BUNCH of gold and i thot it wath worth...

07:17 am - 29.06.2025

13.4 The Rune Heart Awakens (Milestone: 14th Level!)

sooo... kimiweel wanted to attune hith new thingth tho we wethted again and fwaya wed her buk thome mowe. then thith guawd wuthhed in and whithpewd to makth about the pwithonew and oh boy wath that cwaythee. the woman we cot tuwnth out tho be thome kind o...

08:24 am - 22.06.2025

13.3 Gems in the Dark

sooo... we dethidid to go bak to the under thity and fwaya wead mor of her buk and i got my awmow upd... upgwaidid... maid beter and got a buncha poshinth and thowld thome of my thtuff. we awl dethidid to go find the titin wich thowndth pwitty awthom. ...

11:37 pm - 08.06.2025

13.2 Bite Me, Duskheart

sooo... we cudnt find n e keeth for theethe woomth tho we jutht wint bak tha way we caim and i thot we shud opin thethe cofinth tho i tell tha gwoop and ther wike ya ok tho i opin won of them and it maid a poithin cwowd pop up and that hurt and thin owt p...

10:57 am - 01.06.2025

13.1 The Rune Heart

sooo... win we git to pwog we dont hav much tiem to wook awownd tho we jutht git wite to it tawkin with makth and owika and thay thay that their r thome thingth we can hep with. the won we dethide to focith on ith gittin the thittyth defintheth bak up an...

11:10 pm - 25.05.2025

12.4 It's Raining Amethysts (Milestone: 13th Level!)

sooo... wike watht tiem we awe thtill fitin thith dwaggin and ith tuff cuz it keepth fwyin away fwom uth but we thtill git thome gud hitth on it. firtht it twied to hit me but it got won of my miwwow imajeth intthed but thin it hit me agin owch and thin ...

06:25 am - 18.05.2025

12.3 The Hammer's Heir

sooo... we tawk abowt wat were gonna tawk to the dorfth abowt to git tha hamer and im wike well ath wong ath the hamer ith on are thide then we shud be gud and it doethnt mater who hath it tho im gud with watevr they want. dum dum thayth we shud git the ...

07:12 am - 11.05.2025

12.2 The Day the Sky Cried Fire

sooo... win we git into tha hall we thee a buncha dorfth down bewow uth and thay r fitin a hyuge awmy of caoth guth and bethtigorth and thtuff and thin in tha bakgwownd thereth the bawor. heth got a big puwple sheeld or thomethin pwotectin him tho we got...

01:55 am - 05.05.2025

12.1 The Terror

sooo... we had thome tiem to arethelfth to wetht up and thtuff befow we got to tha pwathe we wath goin i think ith cald karga doom or thomethin. aftew a fyu dayth we find thith karga doom pwathe and find a thpot to wand and git owt to thee wat we can fin...

07:21 am - 27.04.2025

11.4 Zigging and Zagging (Milestone: 12th Level!)

sooo... aftew we fot tha aboweth we had to taik a wetht and wile wethtin i notithd that kimiweel wookd difwint cuz he had a hawo over hith hed and he had wingth and hith thkin wookth wike it hath wike gold metel in it or thomethin and i never thaw that b...

07:41 am - 06.04.2025

11.3 In Too Deep

sooo... we go to are cowtewth to thweep for tha nite and win we waik up we can thee the caoth wathteth owthide and it wookth tewwibel down their. ther ith all kindth of bad thtuff and wotth of awmeeth fitin and thtuff and ther ith wed dutht cwowdth all o...

08:34 am - 30.03.2025

11.2 Skyway to the Danger Zone

sooo... kimiweel thaid we shud git a dithgithe or thomethin in caith we r beein fowwowed and im wike yah thath a gud ideea but dum dum dint think tho. i wint and got thomethin to help me dithgithe mythef jutht in cathe i need it. thin we wint bak to t...

06:35 am - 09.03.2025

11.1 The Fast and the Friarous

sooo... we wetht a wittle bit by a camp fier and thin ith tiem to go. dady karl witeth up a torch and taikth off in tha doom weel up tha hal way were the doom weel caim fwom and we fowwoed him to tha big woodin dorth. dum dum withenth to twy to here tht...

08:06 am - 23.02.2025

10.4 Vroom Vroom! (Milestone: 11th Level!)

sooo... we cud here thomethin behind tha wood dorth that thownded wike metel wubbin metel and dint no wat it wath but thin the dorth jutht bwew wide opin and ther wath a big weel with a wat man dwivin it and it had a buncha witening comin fwom it and he t...

02:57 am - 17.02.2025

10.3 What Mysteries Does Emberhold?

sooo... we wath abel to thweep jutht fien and wen we woke up we wint to tha captin to thee if evwything wath ok and it wath. dum dum wookd for thingth fowwowin uth but dint find n e thing tho he towd tha captin that ith pwobabwy a gud idea to thtawt fish...

08:20 am - 09.02.2025

10.2 The Brine Leviathan

sooo... i wint to a mawkit to by thome mowe poshinth of thpeed and finawwy fownd thome and thin wint bak to find tha wetht of tha gwoop. we tawkd abowt wat to do nektht and we dethided to taik a fewy acwoth tha water to tha nektht town cald emberhode. ...

07:47 am - 02.02.2025

10.1 Meliora

sooo... ith vewy windy today and ith makin it vewy hawd to figur owt wear we r goin tho well hav to do are betht. i wath abel to keep uth on twak tho mabee ith not tho bad. we caim acwoth a ewefint gwaveyawd or thomethin they r a buncha boneth and tuth...

06:56 am - 26.01.2025

9.3 On the Road Again (Milestone: 10th Level!)

sooo... we tawkd with tha glided iwon and they towd uth abowt all thethe thingth goin on all over tha pwathe but we wath wike we r gonna go taik care of thith caoth god thing. we bot thome thending thtoneth tho we can tawk to them win we r away u no in c...

01:49 am - 20.01.2025

9.2 The Battle of Castle Rend

sooo.... apawentwy today ith win pewwitin ith thupothed to twy and taik cathel wind but we r not gonna wet him taik it. we pwepard ath much ath we cud. we put all tha infintwy were we think thay wud be betht and we toad begedar to hide in the hidin woom...

08:09 am - 05.01.2025

9.1 Reparations and Preparations

sooo... we wint up tha thtareth and fownd a buncha thoothth of awmow and they wath all kinda wike wuthty and bad wookin but won of thim wath vewy shiney and wooked bwand nu tho kimiweel wath wike ooh that wookth gud tho im gonna taik it. win he tuchd it ...

07:31 am - 29.12.2024

9.0 The Mists of Castle Rend

sooo... we wint to thweep and win we woke up wondaline thaid she cud take off my curth tho im wike okay go ahed and twy and watyano SHE WEMOVD IT ALL AND I FELT BETR AW OF A THUDDIN THANKTH WONDALINE but i wath thtill hurtin tho i tuk thome helth poshint...

07:47 am - 22.12.2024

8.3 Mummy Issues (Milestone: 9th Level!)

sooo... we wint bak to cathel wind to thee wat wath goin on down the hoe under tha thtachoo and win we wint down ther ther wath a buncha fog. it felt kinda wike it wath burnin are thwoteth but it dint theem to do n e thing to uth tho we jutht kept goin a...

02:08 am - 16.12.2024

8.2 An Unlikely Ally

sooo... we wint awound tha cathle but cudnt find a nuther way in. but thin we thaw thome thmoke comin fwom the cathle and i wath wike WAT IF THEY R BURNIN PINNA WE GOTTA GO GIT HER NOW tho i took off to tha dor. it wath wokd tho tho i wooked for a kee ...

10:02 pm - 08.12.2024

8.2 An Unlikely Ally

sooo... we wint awound tha cathle but cudnt find a nuther way in. but thin we thaw thome thmoke comin fwom the cathle and i wath wike WAT IF THEY R BURNIN PINNA WE GOTTA GO GIT HER NOW tho i took off to tha dor. it wath wokd tho tho i wooked for a kee ...

08:30 am - 08.12.2024

8.1 All Too Familiar

sooo... we wan fwom the in tword pinnath shop and it wath all on fier and their wath a buncha orkth wunnin away fwom it. we fot them off weel quik but win we got ther i jutht had to go inthide to thee if i cud find pinna or here her in there but i cudnt ...

07:28 am - 01.12.2024

7.3 A Pelli-Ton of Trouble (Milestone: 8th Level!)

sooo... we fownd a pwathe calld gwavethford wile we wath wokin down tha woad and we thaw a paper that thaid thomethin wike com vithit pinnath thop fow thome poshinth and cool thtuff tho im wike yah we shud go thee thith pwathe. tho we wint into tha town ...

07:13 am - 24.11.2024

7.2 The Gilded Hollows

sooo... thinthe we hepd the glided iwon git thith nu tauer they akthed uth to cweer owt a cave thomewher neerby cuz thome peepl have gon mithin a buncha yeerth ago. they thaid ith a cave that cowapthd a wong tiem ago and nobody hath gon patht jutht tha e...

11:54 pm - 13.10.2024

7.1 Yladhra's Domain

sooo... appawentwy thith fier wady cald thiena thaid she nothe a witherd naimd yolanda ow thomethin hu hath a touer that we can uthe fow the glided iwonth new bathe if we can kill her and taik it ovew. she thaid it wud be a gud wocashin with all kinda ma...

01:23 am - 07.10.2024

5.3 Camp Firefield (Milestone: 7th Level!)

sooo... thith ith kinda a wong thtowy tho i will twy to keep it showt cuz i cant wembeber evwything that hapind. n e way thith guy velthor thaid he needed uth to keel thith othew vawokth guy cuz he didnt wike him ow thomethin tho we wath wike ya wel do i...

07:56 am - 22.09.2024

5.2 Nature's Rage

sooo... i herd that tha mayer of giwwyfwee needth thome hewp findin who kild a famiwy thewe tho i fownd thwan and thin we fownd a cuppel nu peepel i never theen befow to help uth. the woman wady wath naimd twitha and she wath pwetty cul she had a thord a...

02:37 am - 24.06.2024

5.1 Cult of the Dusk

sooo... i wint bak to witethpawow to thee if the sherf needth n e mowe hep and wile im thittin in the evrshadey tavrin i met thome new peepl naimd wethin and thwan and thunaweer. i wath jutht abowt to tawk to them to intwoduth mythelf but thin thome maji...

01:28 am - 17.06.2024

4.12 Flesheaters (Milestone - 5th Level)

sooo... i herd abowt thethe guyth cawd the fwesheetrth ow thomethin tho i wint and got wondaline and she wath wike yah il help u but were gonna need thome mowe help tho we fownd thome new peepl. they wath kawa and thindwi. kawa thaid she ith a awtifithe...

10:38 pm - 16.06.2024

3.2 Here We Go Again

sooo... i got thom muny the watht tiem i had to go owt tho i dethided i wud git a tatoo becuz i here they make u thtwonger ow thomethin tho y not u no. win i wint to git it the guy towd me that i had to dwaw it on mythelf tho he gaiv me tha needel and th...

12:04 am - 04.06.2024

3.10 Here We Go Again

sooo... i got thom muny the watht tiem i had to go owt tho i dethided i wud git a tatoo becuz i here they make u thtwonger ow thomethin tho y not u no. win i wint to git it the guy towd me that i had to dwaw it on mythelf tho he gaiv me tha needel and th...

05:42 am - 27.05.2024

3.1 A Most Unexpected Reunion

sooo... i herd thomewon tawkin abowt a artefakt at a doorfin valt makin animelth and thtuff go cwazy tho im wike well ill chek it owt and thee wath goin on with that. well it turnth owt that jafaw and varkith herd the thame thing tho i gwoopd up with the...

09:24 pm - 24.03.2024

3.0 Well, It's a Start

sooo... i herd thomewon tawkin abowt thith kween bagnad ow thomethin and how she needth to be kild or taiken bak to uthwiwiwu i dont no ekthakwy but i wath wike yah i cud do that. tho i fownd thome peepl to help me owt AND I FOWND MATILDA WIKE WAT ITH SH...

11:54 pm - 07.01.2024