Da new Krew

Been in dis fookin sit-y for weeks now, ain’t got much as a krumb for job leads until a big ork kunt showed up 2-day. Seems a gud bloke, easy 3 stones high. Kan’t say the same 4 the rest of em; all pip-squeeks, but kapabul pip-squeeks. 1 of em was a kat….me mum always sed I was Lergic to em, but I have ta sneeze yet!
 
After meetun the new krew, we took a job off some guild hall or other. Sumthin bout a mine, kouldnt hear all too good, some twat kept yappin at us from the back. All ole Vinegar Tom herd is it payz GUD. Much bettuh to do that than talk to sum toiny Gobbie Mayor…GOBBIE Mayor, what a joke.