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Thu 15th Sep 2022 02:05

CINDY-PEDES AN' HOBBIES

by Vinegar Tom

Da new Krew been a' it foh a bit o'va a day befoh we got an ambush on us. Yuge Cindy-pede popped outta da ground loik a fooked up jak-off in a box. Da new krew we'en't haff bad - a few good licks and that big bugger was nuttin but mash under me boots. Ole smooth skin dug 'round in its guts for a minute and coughed up sum coin. Sed sumthin bout ELECTRIC-um...neva hurd of it...prob'ly convince some poor sod to take it off our hands doh.
 
Nite watch was unev'nt-ful, pretty boy and pip-squeek got a bit cold HAHA. If they only lis'ened to ole Vinegar Tom, ta grow sum propa fuhr, wuld'nt be a problem innit?
 
Next day, got 2 a bridge. Fookin made me hart sink - 1 hobbie on da bridge and buncha gobbies on the back end. Gobbies are nuffin, but dem hobbies....ain't got a gud feelin. May PART-ley wif him, talk da talk. Or shuv that 2 smart twat roight off da bridge, sumfin abou' birdz and stones eh? HAHAHA

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  1. Da new Krew
    09 Sep 2022 11:21:58
  2. CINDY-PEDES AN' HOBBIES
    15 Sep 2022 02:05:31

The major events and journals in Vinegar's history, from the beginning to today.

Da new Krew

Been in dis fookin sit-y for weeks now, ain’t got much as a krumb for job leads until a big ork kunt showed up 2-day. Seems a gud bloke, easy 3 stones high. Kan’t say the same 4 the rest of em; all pip-squeeks, but kapabul pip-squeeks. 1 of em was a k...

11:21 am - 09.09.2022

CINDY-PEDES AN' HOBBIES

Da new Krew been a' it foh a bit o'va a day befoh we got an ambush on us. Yuge Cindy-pede popped outta da ground loik a fooked up jak-off in a box. Da new krew we'en't haff bad - a few good licks and that big bugger was nuttin but mash under me boots. Ole...

02:05 am - 15.09.2022

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