Drunk wedding conversation

Dazz are parties supposed to make you this sleepy??
 
dazzlikat passes the booze to nimolin ... your only sleepy cause your not having fun
 
dragonmagpie: are you sure??? (the booze is probbably sending underage Nimolin to sleep tbh lol)
 
dazzlikat shuffles the cards ... time to have some fun
 
dazz rando elf joins us
 
dazzlikat: there ya go, nimolin ... now we can REALLY party!
 
dragonmagpie: hee hee we should tie a basilisk to the prow and ride at the barracade hee hee
 
dragonmagpie: hee hee
dragonmagpie: Hey Dazz didja know I used to garden?
 
dazzlikat: cool
 
dragonmagpie: and then, and then... The void picked me up
 
dragonmagpie: like, like a kitten
dragonmagpie: and he ploped me back, and turned em all red and pokey
dragonmagpie: Maybe Queen Military Superor Lady VonVin would like some....
dragonmagpie: I bet she likes ppkey flowers
dragonmagpie: heh heh
 
dazzlikat: lol
 
dragonmagpie: I am a void kittin dazz did I tell you that?
 
dazzlikat: your a cute kitten, nimolin
 
dragonmagpie: I always wanted a cat
dragonmagpie: mother never let me have pets
dragonmagpie: she wasss sooooo mad when quill shoed up
dragonmagpie: but she cant do nuttin ganst quill hes too, hes too, epiic
dragonmagpie: yeesss
dragonmagpie: did you knwo its my birthday next month?
dragonmagpie: I turnn uhhh, how old am i
 
dazzlikat dazz being only half-elf ... has no concept of seeing nimolin as too as as dazz is only 30
7-Month Subscriber (6-Month Badge)dazzlikat cant see you as too young
 
dragonmagpie: i turn... 49! yeahhh thats it
dragonmagpie: yeeee
 
7-Month Subscriber (6-Month Badge)dazzlikat: wow, nimolin! your older than me!
 
dragonmagpie: oh uhh dont tell the recruters they will kick me out so i cant join the marines
dragonmagpie: but like you are older in...... emotsions brain years
dragonmagpie: I like you
 
dazzlikat: thanx
 
dragonmagpie: You are the coolist coworker ever
 
dazzlikat: so are you, nimolin
 
dragonmagpie: I bet you re a great big sister
 
dazzlikat: no idea ... never been a sister
 
dragonmagpie: to COOOLIISST
dragonmagpie: where did aren go
 
EliKwake: I'm still right here
 
dazzlikat: aeron is here playing cards with us
7-Month Subscriber (6-Month Badge)dazzlikat: so is rando
 
dragonmagpie: he makes, they meake good whip...
dragonmagpie: whipped milk
 
 
7-Month Subscriber (6-Month Badge)dazzlikat aeron, I think nimolin is getting pretty wasted
 
dragonmagpie: heavy milk
 
EliKwake: Vaguely wondering if I should tell someone you're underage, but you seem cool and outrank me, so maybe not
 
dragonmagpie: does heavy milk come from fat cows?
 
dazzlikat: lmao
 
EliKwake Aerin says "I think we need to get Nimolin to bed
 
dazzlikat: good idea
 
dragonmagpie: I dont want to go to bed I am in the meraingues i dont have a betime
 
dazzlikat: we all could use some sleep ... we were sooo busy dealing with goblins
 
dragonmagpie: you mean being a bartender, htat was fun
 
 
7-Month Subscriber (6-Month Badge)dazzlikat: lol yes
7-Month Subscriber (6-Month Badge)dazzlikat: so we been partying all over
7-Month Subscriber (6-Month Badge)dazzlikat: time to get some sleep
 
dragonmagpie: this is great I love my jobs anf bosses they have very pretty hair
dragonmagpie: noooo
 
dazzlikat: aeron, since you haven't been given a bunk yet ... wanna have a sleep over at our space skid? its just big enough to hold three
 
dragonmagpie: *starts walking away with noticible help from her cane*
 
dazzlikat: .... once we iunload the ammo
 
dragonmagpie: I dont sleep dazz i see everything, even byoncee
 
dazzlikat: is ok, nimolin, I think tonight you will ... <hands her more booze>
 
dragonmagpie: omg i should drunk call the prince
dragonmagpie: Selnaris plllz tell dazz i do not have bedtimes
 
dazzlikat: NOOOO! he will learn your age secret if you do!
 
dragonmagpie: whaat idont tell him that
 
 
7-Month Subscriber (6-Month Badge)dazzlikat: fine
7-Month Subscriber (6-Month Badge)dazzlikat: Selnaris gets a drunken message from nimolin lol
 
dazzlikat the message to selnaris was .... Selnaris plllz tell dazz i do not have bedtimes
 
dazzlikat nimolin is VERY drunk
7-Month Subscriber (6-Month Badge)dazzlikat ahhh .... nimolin is just DRUNK
 
*selnaris tells dazz to put her to bed*
 
 
7-Month Subscriber (6-Month Badge)dazzlikat m TRYING!!!! lmao
7-Month Subscriber (6-Month Badge)dazzlikat dont worry ... I got rope!!!
 
EliKwake Aerin is helping. "I'll get her legs Sergent!"
 
dazzlikat proceeds to tie nimolin up an stuff her into her bedroll on the space skid
 
 
warlockcmh: Airiaon wanders by, "Good job Colour Sergeant, carry on!"
 
dazzlikat: thanx, sir!