Sam's Journal: Foreword

Well, I suppose that first thing's first.
 
If you're reading this, and you're not me, than one of two things has happened:
 
-Either I took a liking to you, and decided to pass on my ramblings before I moved on along to the next life,
-Or you picked this ol' journal up off my body after one hell of a scrap.*
 
Either way, consider me impressed.
 
I probably won't teach you how to be a better person. But maybe my ponderings will help provide some perspective.
 
And if not, I will teach you now to make a better omelet, at the very least.