Appearance

Physical Description

Awkward, total dad bod

Facial Features

Bushy beard, wild hair, prominent smile lines

Apparel & Accessories

Combat boot, coveralls, surplus jackets, Tie-dyes.


It's a folk-punk meets hipster, meets neo-hippy thrift-tastic.

Mentality

Education

*name* attended a small WV school for a couple years. High school was easy and they managed acceptable grades until they got to college when distractions caused their grades to drop. Disillusioned with the whole thing, they dropped out and moved in with their granny.

Employment

Owner and operator of the food truck "Eat Trash!"
The truck specializes in creating wicked creative, genre-bending, gastro-ventures by leveraging material that would otherwise have ended up as food waste. It's not actual trash, but you probably are you f-ing hipster.

Morality & Philosophy

Proud anarchist and anti-fascist. Anti-capitalist, egalitarian, militant feminist.

person.sexuality

Pan

person.gender_identity

Demi-Male

Taboos

Pretentiousness, pettiness, fast fashion

Known Languages

English (Appalachian Dialect), a few key phrases in Spanish and Chinese

Personality

Quotes & Catchphrases

"It's *mostly* edible"
"Would I Lie?"
"Fuck around and Find out"

Hygiene

Questionable, but marginally socially acceptable.

Social

Birthplace

West "by God" Virginia

Social Aptitude

Delightfully awkward, immensely approachable, everyone's big brother.

Speech

Appalachian English Dialect