oh shit, - a poem by me

There once was a tabaxi called Mernieth,
who spent most of her life in the chapel beneath
the mountains of the dessert lands of Nubinda,
where if you went to her she would heal ya.
 
One day in stumbled Al Aka Zam,
who was not quite devil and not quite man,
a very smart creature, a wizard at that,
he had two golden horn but lacked a big hat,
 
The smart wizard creature said i should come with him,
said i should leave the chapel that i for so long have lived in,
i agreed to go, as i longed for adventure,
so i set off the pack for this endeavour.
 
we ventured out and before leaving the village,
the Khenaris had attacked and had started to pillage,
we tried to hide somewhere nice and safe,
but alas the Khenaris found us and now i am a slave.