HobGoblins!!!

Oh my god! so like, I was wondering around the woods following these worg tracks I found, and I saw this weird blue woman walking towards this hobgoblin bloke, she had her hand extended out towards him in a friendly fashion as if she was going to give him something. But then like... Drama! The big meany hobgoblin drew his sword and went to stab her! That is so not cool! So I put a stop to him! That arrow went straight through his head! It was awesome! he fell heavier than a sack of potatoes. SOOOO Syrup and I charged on in and helped them take out the rest of the meany goblins,and what do you know, the blue woman was so totally mean to me! What a bitch! After I saved her life and all, the audacity! She even had a fiery dog thing attached to her leg that i put down... but her friends seem a bit nicer, theres a lovely chap with funky horns like syrups! and some weird elf kid who kept hitting on me... Ewwwwww! and for some reason a big armoured girl who just decided to get naked and stuff... grosso!!! Anywho! they were heading in the same direction as me so I tagged along to the next town. It was a pretty boring place, they were all talking about stuff and things... I did get a milkshake from the blue lady! but she was still rude, I went off with syrup, gave her a good clean from all the blood of those ugly goblins, and let a kid ride Syrup, but then she ran off with the kid and threw her into a garbage heap as she started to eat old lettuce! I really should stop her but she seems to enjoy it so oh well!
Anyway we went along our merry way because i heard there could be some worgs with the local goblin tribe! If they are the same ones that hurt syrup then so help them, I will rend the flesh from their bones and hang them from their guts!
We went along our merry way and saw this huge bridge with more goblins on! oh! and a biiiiig dragon! the others were wimpy though and didnt think we could take them. I reckon we totally could've but oh well! I waved to the big funky dragon as we left and we went to find another place they heard about! I am sure we will go back soon and sort out the big mean dragon!