Owns a rundown tavern called "The Rusty Kettle" in a dusty, forgotten town. Once a lively spot, the tavern has since fallen into disrepair, with creaky floors, a leaky roof, and a smell no one can identify. Despite its state, Jed refuses to sell, convinced he’ll restore it to its “glory days” someday (although he makes no effort). He spends his days behind the bar, spinning wild tales and challenging patrons to his famous drinking contests, which few survive unscathed.