Short and wide, with pouchey cheeks, a squashed, upturned nose, and small beady eyes.

A squat man with a smashed bulldogs face, Principal "Ball Buster" Bullbaster doesn't take rule breaking lightly, and doesn't accept cheek from anyone. Seldom does he leave his office, and when he does, he rarely returns without giving detention to someone. He heads up a student organization of snitches and bullys that, on paper, help mediate conflict and report rule infractions, but really they keep the other students in line through fear and intimidation.