Chubbs Fondue a former stripper turned devout member of the Cult of Richard Dean Anderson looking to spread the word about RDA while protecting the world from the forces of evil.
- Gender
- Male
- Eyes
- Blue
- Hair
- Brown
- Skin Tone/Pigmentation
- Fake Tan Tone
- Height
- Tall
- Weight
- Hefty
Cristal and her boyfriend Zack Carey, the entertainment director at the Stardust, visit Cheetah's and request a lap dance from Chubbs. Although the bisexual Cristal is attracted to Chubbs, her request is based more on her desire to humiliate Chubbs by proving he engages in sex work. Chubbs reluctantly performs the lap dance after Cristal offers her $500. James happens to be at the strip club as well and witnesses the lap dance. He visits Chubbs's trailer the next morning and, like Cristal, tells Chubbs that what he is doing is no different from prostitution. Later Chubbs and James have a brief fling; the affair ends when James gives the dance routine he choreographs for Chubbs to Penny, a former coworker of Chubbs's whom he gets pregnant.
Cristal arranges for Chubbs to audition for the chorus line of Goddess. Tony Moss, the show's director, humiliates Chubbs by asking him to put ice on her nipples to make them hard while Cristal eagerly watches offstage. Furious, Chubbs abruptly leaves the audition after scattering ice everywhere in a fit. Despite her outburst, Chubbs gets the job and quits Cheetah's. Cristal further humiliates Chubbs by suggesting he make a "goodwill appearance" at a boat trade show which turns out to be a thinly disguised form of prostitution.
Undeterred, Chubbs sets out to get revenge against Cristal and claim her mantle. Chubbs wins the role, but when Cristal threatens legal action against the Stardust Resort and Casino, the offer is rescinded. After Cristal taunts her, Chubbs pushes her down a flight of stairs, breaking her hip. Unable to perform, Cristal is replaced by Chubbs as the show's lead. Although Chubbs has finally secured the fame she sought, she alienates Molly, who realizes she pushed Cristal down the stairs.
Molly turns out to be a monster and attacks Chubbs. Chubbs is able to run away but Molly kills everyone Chubbs has ever loved. Chubbs is able to kill Molly. Chubbs realizes that the stripper life is destructive. Wondering the streets of Vegas finds a brochure about the Cult of Richard Dean Anderson. He is inspired by the wise words of the great RDA and searches for more information.
Finding a regional office for the Cult, he takes a test and becomes a member working his way up through the ranks. Part of the cult is to protect the world from the forces of evil (including monsters) while also spreading the good news of RDA.
Appearance
Physical Description
Agile body, solid but fat
Identifying Characteristics
Always wearing ceremonial robes with Cult of RDA pamphlets sticking out of all available pockets.
Apparel & Accessories
Cult Robes with Magical Richard Staff and other religious jewelry.
Special abilities
Faith in calling upon the 9 god heads of Richard Dean Anderson for power and magic.
Mentality
Personal history
Chubbs Fondue is a young drifter who hitchhikes to Las Vegas hoping to make it as a stripper. After being robbed by her driver, Chubbs meets Molly Abrams a costume designer who becomes his roommate. Molly invites Chubbs backstage at Goddess, the Stardust Casino show where she works, to meet Cristal Connors, the diva star of the casino's topless dance revue. When Chubbs tells Cristal he dances at Cheetah's Topless Club, Cristal derisively tells him that what he does is akin to prostitution. When Chubbs is too upset to go to work that night, Molly takes him dancing at The Crave Club. Chubbs is arrested after causing a fight involving James, a bouncer at the club. James bails Chubbs out of jail, but she pays him little notice.
Cristal and her boyfriend Zack Carey, the entertainment director at the Stardust, visit Cheetah's and request a lap dance from Chubbs. Although the bisexual Cristal is attracted to Chubbs, her request is based more on her desire to humiliate Chubbs by proving he engages in sex work. Chubbs reluctantly performs the lap dance after Cristal offers her $500. James happens to be at the strip club as well and witnesses the lap dance. He visits Chubbs's trailer the next morning and, like Cristal, tells Chubbs that what he is doing is no different from prostitution. Later Chubbs and James have a brief fling; the affair ends when James gives the dance routine he choreographs for Chubbs to Penny, a former coworker of Chubbs's whom he gets pregnant.
Cristal arranges for Chubbs to audition for the chorus line of Goddess. Tony Moss, the show's director, humiliates Chubbs by asking him to put ice on her nipples to make them hard while Cristal eagerly watches offstage. Furious, Chubbs abruptly leaves the audition after scattering ice everywhere in a fit. Despite her outburst, Chubbs gets the job and quits Cheetah's. Cristal further humiliates Chubbs by suggesting he make a "goodwill appearance" at a boat trade show which turns out to be a thinly disguised form of prostitution.
Undeterred, Chubbs sets out to get revenge against Cristal and claim her mantle. Chubbs wins the role, but when Cristal threatens legal action against the Stardust Resort and Casino, the offer is rescinded. After Cristal taunts her, Chubbs pushes her down a flight of stairs, breaking her hip. Unable to perform, Cristal is replaced by Chubbs as the show's lead. Although Chubbs has finally secured the fame she sought, she alienates Molly, who realizes she pushed Cristal down the stairs.
Molly turns out to be a monster and attacks Chubbs. Chubbs is able to run away but Molly kills everyone Chubbs has ever loved. Chubbs is able to kill Molly. Chubbs realizes that the stripper life is destructive. Wondering the streets of Vegas finds a brochure about the Cult of Richard Dean Anderson. He is inspired by the wise words of the great RDA and searches for more information.
Finding a regional office for the Cult, he takes a test and becomes a member working his way up through the ranks. Part of the cult is to protect the world from the forces of evil (including monsters) while also spreading the good news of RDA.
Education
Educated on the mean streets of Boca Raton Florida. Once Chubbs joined the Cult of RDA he progressed up Operating Andersons (OA) state levels hoping one day to achieve beyond the top OA Anderson's Truth Revealed level to Beyond Operating Anderson Level.
Employment
Former Stripper, current member of the Cult of Richard Dean Anderson.
Mental Trauma
From growing up in Boca Raton Florida to his life as a stripper in Vegas Chubbs has tons of mental trauma and angst. From humiliations on stage to his decent into prostitution, Chubbs carries a lot of baggage. It is not till his eyes are opened by Richard Dean Anderson does he find some peace (More a facade since its Richard Dean Anderson, who is a hit or miss when it comes to gods).
Intellectual Characteristics
Quick study, but easily distracted and can focus on one thing only. To spread the news of Richard Dean Anderson.
person.sexuality
Devoted himself to Richard Dean Anderson
person.gender_identity
Male who identifies as a male
Taboos
Secret love for the Golden Girls which he dares never to tell others, for it may incur the wrath of Richard Dean Anderson.
Known Languages
English, Andersonese, and a little Alteran
Personality
Motivation
To bring the world to Richard Dean Anderson one pamphlet at a time.
Quotes & Catchphrases
Have you heard the good news about Richard Dean Anderson?
Likes & Dislikes
Hates parodies of Richard Dean Anderson and any of his collective works. Chubbs is looking at you McGruber! They are an enemy of the origin of Richard Dean Anderson. Likes all Richard Dean Anderson Shows and Movies.
Vices & Personality flaws
Has a weakness for dollar bills. Chubbs will also go to any length to get into the good graces of the almighty Richard Dean Anderson and move up within the Cult to a higher plane of Anderson-ness.
Personality Quirks
If he hears club music or sees glitter, he gets flashbacks from his stripper days which causes great emotional pain.
Hygiene
Very clean and nice smelling as Richard Dean Anderson likes.
The major events and journals in Chubbs's history, from the beginning to today.
The list of amazing people following the adventures of Chubbs.
Social
Birthplace
Mean streets of Boca Raton Florida
Current Residence
Wonders around between Cult Offices throughout the world.
Wealth & Financial state
Has given his wealth to the betterment of the Cult of Richard Dean Anderson.
Family Ties
Nathan Jones - Cousin
Religious Views
Richard Dean Anderson is the possible way, give or take a $10 autograph and the current mood of one of the 9 god heads.
Cult of Richard Dean Anderson
Social Aptitude
Tries to evangelize during the worst times and does not understand social cues.
Hobbies & Pets
Hobbies: Enjoys arts and crafts