Pompous elf man intellectual.
- Date of Birth
- October 26, 1997
- Gender
- Male
- Eyes
- Azure
- Hair
- Golden
- Skin Tone/Pigmentation
- Elmer's Glue
- Height
- 6'2"
- Weight
- 111
Appearance
Physical Description
Twig
Body Features
Lloyd's rrrradiant skin is spotless and freakishly devoid of any birthmarks, freckles, scars, or any other skin markings. The man has never been outside in his Llife.
Facial Features
:^}
Physical quirks
Lloyd wishes he was a Lleftie, but sadly he is a common lowly Rrrrrright-hander. At least he doesn't have to worry about smudging his calligraphy.
Lloyd's perfectly ergonomic posture makes OSHA weep tears of joy. His gait is loose and confident and he takes long strides as he struts around like it's his life goal to take up as much space as humanly (elvishly) possible.
Apparel & Accessories
Lloyd is extremely fashionable and stylish but some common themes in his attire is Green, tunics (he rarely wears tops that end above the waist), pointy shoes (elf culture), and Puffy Sleeves (because he is mildly insecure about his tiny tiny shoulders).
Specialized Equipment
Lloyd specializes in Plant Magic and Bard Magic (finally putting his English major to good use).
Special abilities
As an elf, Lloyd possesses extremely acute senses of hearing and smell (Smellovision). He can swivel his ears in the direction of any sound and make Ear Contact with you, dear reader, which is deeply uncomfortable for everyone excluding Lloyd.
Mentality
Personal history
Lloyd is the son of Llynda Llavernius and Lloyd's Dad (the Llatter of hwhich was not present at his birth or conception). He has always Llived in the Llap of Lluxury thanks to his richboy dad, and thus he grew up from an extremely popular and pseudointellectual child to an extremely popular and pseudointellectual manchild.
Education
Lloyd went to Elf School and has a Elf SChool diploma where he learned all the boring classes and also magic. Along with his own academic endeavors in studying Llanguage and Lliterature, he has also obtained degrees from several prestigious online colleges. ;^}.
Employment
Lloyd is a Self-Employed Content Creator (aka people throw money at his face.)
Accomplishments & Achievements
How much of Lloyd's success can be attributed to true accomplishments and achievements, and how much is due to pure Lluck and circumstance? You decide at gold fish dot come.
Failures & Embarrassments
Everything he does is an embarrassment, but annoyingly nobody ever seems to care!!!
Mental Trauma
Lloyd Fears: Herobrine, Clowns (and yet he still llooks in the mirror every day), Herobrine, Bugs, Hweed, and Scary movies/horror (ben drowned is so scary you guys.)
Intellectual Characteristics
HWELL.....!!!!!!!!
Lloyd is QUITE well-versed in Lliterature, Llanguage, Theatre, The Arts, History, Philosophy, Music, and all things Intellectual. Or so he likes to brag.
He does have quite the extensive Llexicon, we'll give him that.
Morality & Philosophy
Lloyd's egotism is only beat out by his cowardice. He at least has some empathy in him, and he doesn't like to see people in distress (of course, the only way he can think to cheer them up is through his own glowing countenance - after all, how could you be upset with Lloyd Llavernius around! How indeed.)
person.sexuality
A gay man, but nobody could possibly meet his Llofty standards....except, of course, for the beguilingly intellectual mind of a certain connoisseur of popular media.
Taboos
Cannabis? Why, that's the Bee's--I Have To Go
Known Languages
Common, Elvish, Celestial (Bad)
Personality
Motivation
He craves the SPOT LIGHT and the adoration of others. He's not in it for the bread, he's in it for the gravy, Honey!
Quotes & Catchphrases
"Salutations, dear Lloydalists!"
":^}"
"HWELL..."
"I do enjoy tea!"
"...I do not enjoy that tea."
"Feeling Mineself."
"Say nay to all psychoactive substances...!"
Savvies & Ineptitudes
GOOD AT
Being a massive knob
MEDIOCRE AT
Everything he claims to be good at
BAD AT
Anything that requires physical activity
Likes & Dislikes
Lloyd Llikes: Tea, Shakespeare, Classical Music, Attention, Lliterature, Plants, Twogus, The Llibrary, Fashion, Theatre, Sparkly/Fancy Things
Lloyd DisLlikes: Clowns, Herobrine, Bugs, Hweed, Scary movies/horror
Virtues & Personality perks
ELloquent (kinda), sociable (kinda), fastidiously cleanly, fairly studious, fairly well-mannered
Vices & Personality flaws
An ego inflated to gargantuan proportions that will nonetheless be shattered at the lightest touch, cowardice, a quick temper, the inability to do anything himself, will do literally anything to receive praise and admiration
Personality Quirks
His ears are extremely expressive and move based on what he's feeling, and he's also just really expressive in general with very little control over his emotions so he's something of an open book.
Hygiene
Lloyd is fastidiously clean and has a strict grooming regimen so as to keep himself in ideal condition. Also he is kind of a germaphobe.
The major events and journals in Lloyd's history, from the beginning to today.
The list of amazing people following the adventures of Lloyd.
Social
Contacts & Relations
Eternal nemesis/victim to the annoyances of Doctor Maggis Diptron, caretaker of little yarn critter Twogus, on good terms with his mother Llynda, has never been in the physical presence of his Dad but mooches off of his infinite corporation cash, on excellent terms with his swathes of eternally Lloyal Lloydalists (fans)
Wealth & Financial state
Between the cushy celebrity money and Lloyd's Dad being a giant corporate mogul, let's just say that this guy's Lloaded.
Social Aptitude
By all accounts this man should have no friends, but somehow despite his insufferable egotism and snide pseudo-intellectualism, this endlessly-adored celebrity is always in the Llimelight with his admirers. Actually, come to think of it, I don't recall him ever inviting any of them over to chat...
Mannerisms
He often checks his nails and hair when idle (always gotta look his best). He swivels his ears in the direction of sudden sounds/to hear quiet ones better, and he twitches them away if you flick them (because I'm sure that's a visual that you really wanted to see)
Hobbies & Pets
Lloyd has custody over an entire greenhouse of plants and flowers, and takes care of a little yarn creature named Twogus (YAAAHH!!!) who triples as his pet/son/teddybear.
His Hobbies include rrrrrreading shackespeare, writing intellectual sonnets, gardening, winning at just dance, makeup/fashion, knitting/crrrrrocheting (picked this up for twogus) and doing all these things in front of a camera so that people will shower him with praise (also, getting showered with praise.)
Speech
Taken from the official Lloydiverse Wiki:
"Lloyd Llavernius possesses a very distinctive and endearing mode of speech. Below is a list of hallmarks of his speech patterns.
-Lloyd possesses an intellectual British accent.
-Lloyd also rolls his r's.
-Any instance of the letter W at the beginning of a word is preceded by an intellectual H.
-Lloyd is very careful with his words and only uses the most intellectual words.
-Instead of saying You and Your he says Thou and Thy. And other Shakespearean words. "