Lloyd Llavernius

Lloyd Llavernius

Lloyd Llavernius needs no intrrrrrroduction! ;^}

Physical Description

General Physical Condition

Twig

Body Features

Lloyd's rrrradiant skin is spotless and freakishly devoid of any birthmarks, freckles, scars, or any other skin markings. The man has never been outside in his Llife.

Facial Features

:^}

Physical quirks

Lloyd wishes he was a Lleftie, but sadly he is a common lowly Rrrrrright-hander. At least he doesn't have to worry about smudging his calligraphy.
Lloyd's perfectly ergonomic posture makes OSHA weep tears of joy. His gait is loose and confident and he takes long strides as he struts around like it's his life goal to take up as much space as humanly (elvishly) possible.

Special abilities

As an elf, Lloyd possesses extremely acute senses of hearing and smell (Smellovision). He can swivel his ears in the direction of any sound and make Ear Contact with you, dear reader, which is deeply uncomfortable for everyone excluding Lloyd.

Apparel & Accessories

Lloyd is extremely fashionable and stylish but some common themes in his attire is Green, tunics (he rarely wears tops that end above the waist), pointy shoes (elf culture), and Puffy Sleeves (because he is mildly insecure about his tiny tiny shoulders).

Specialized Equipment

Lloyd specializes in Plant Magic and Bard Magic (finally putting his English major to good use).

Mental characteristics

Personal history

Lloyd is the son of Llynda Llavernius and Lloyd's Dad (the Llatter of hwhich was not present at his birth or conception). He has always Llived in the Llap of Lluxury thanks to his richboy dad, and thus he grew up from an extremely popular and pseudointellectual child to an extremely popular and pseudointellectual manchild.

Sexuality

A gay man, but nobody could possibly meet his Llofty standards....except, of course, for the beguilingly intellectual mind of a certain connoisseur of popular media.

Education

Lloyd went to Elf School and has a Elf SChool diploma where he learned all the boring classes and also magic. Along with his own academic endeavors in studying Llanguage and Lliterature, he has also obtained degrees from several prestigious online colleges. ;^}.

Employment

Lloyd is a Self-Employed Content Creator (aka people throw money at his face.)

Accomplishments & Achievements

How much of Lloyd's success can be attributed to true accomplishments and achievements, and how much is due to pure Lluck and circumstance? You decide at gold fish dot come.

Failures & Embarrassments

Everything he does is an embarrassment, but annoyingly nobody ever seems to care!!!

Mental Trauma

Lloyd Fears: Herobrine, Clowns (and yet he still llooks in the mirror every day), Herobrine, Bugs, Hweed, and Scary movies/horror (ben drowned is so scary you guys.)

Intellectual Characteristics

HWELL.....!!!!!!!!
Lloyd is QUITE well-versed in Lliterature, Llanguage, Theatre, The Arts, History, Philosophy, Music, and all things Intellectual. Or so he likes to brag.
He does have quite the extensive Llexicon, we'll give him that.

Morality & Philosophy

Lloyd's egotism is only beat out by his cowardice. He at least has some empathy in him, and he doesn't like to see people in distress (of course, the only way he can think to cheer them up is through his own glowing countenance - after all, how could you be upset with Lloyd Llavernius around! How indeed.)

Taboos

Cannabis? Why, that's the Bee's--I Have To Go

Personality Characteristics

Motivation

He craves the SPOT LIGHT and the adoration of others. He's not in it for the bread, he's in it for the gravy, Honey!

Savvies & Ineptitudes

GOOD AT Being a massive knob
MEDIOCRE AT Everything he claims to be good at
BAD AT Anything that requires physical activity

Likes & Dislikes

Lloyd Llikes: Tea, Shakespeare, Classical Music, Attention, Lliterature, Plants, Twogus, The Llibrary, Fashion, Theatre, Sparkly/Fancy Things Lloyd DisLlikes: Clowns, Herobrine, Bugs, Hweed, Scary movies/horror

Virtues & Personality perks

ELloquent (kinda), sociable (kinda), fastidiously cleanly, fairly studious, fairly well-mannered

Vices & Personality flaws

An ego inflated to gargantuan proportions that will nonetheless be shattered at the lightest touch, cowardice, a quick temper, the inability to do anything himself, will do literally anything to receive praise and admiration

Personality Quirks

His ears are extremely expressive and move based on what he's feeling, and he's also just really expressive in general with very little control over his emotions so he's something of an open book.

Hygiene

Lloyd is fastidiously clean and has a strict grooming regimen so as to keep himself in ideal condition. Also he is kind of a germaphobe.

Social

Contacts & Relations

Eternal nemesis/victim to the annoyances of Doctor Maggis Diptron, caretaker of little yarn critter Twogus, on good terms with his mother Llynda, has never been in the physical presence of his Dad but mooches off of his infinite corporation cash, on excellent terms with his swathes of eternally Lloyal Lloydalists (fans)

Social Aptitude

By all accounts this man should have no friends, but somehow despite his insufferable egotism and snide pseudo-intellectualism, this endlessly-adored celebrity is always in the Llimelight with his admirers. Actually, come to think of it, I don't recall him ever inviting any of them over to chat...

Mannerisms

He often checks his nails and hair when idle (always gotta look his best). He swivels his ears in the direction of sudden sounds/to hear quiet ones better, and he twitches them away if you flick them (because I'm sure that's a visual that you really wanted to see)

Hobbies & Pets

Lloyd has custody over an entire greenhouse of plants and flowers, and takes care of a little yarn creature named Twogus (YAAAHH!!!) who triples as his pet/son/teddybear.
His Hobbies include rrrrrreading shackespeare, writing intellectual sonnets, gardening, winning at just dance, makeup/fashion, knitting/crrrrrocheting (picked this up for twogus) and doing all these things in front of a camera so that people will shower him with praise (also, getting showered with praise.)

Speech

Taken from the official Lloydiverse Wiki:
"Lloyd Llavernius possesses a very distinctive and endearing mode of speech. Below is a list of hallmarks of his speech patterns.
-Lloyd possesses an intellectual British accent.
-Lloyd also rolls his r's.
-Any instance of the letter W at the beginning of a word is preceded by an intellectual H.
-Lloyd is very careful with his words and only uses the most intellectual words.
-Instead of saying You and Your he says Thou and Thy. And other Shakespearean words. "

Wealth & Financial state

Between the cushy celebrity money and Lloyd's Dad being a giant corporate mogul, let's just say that this guy's Lloaded.

Pompous elf man intellectual.

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Alignment

Lawful Stupid

Date of Birth

October 26, 1997

Gender

Male

Eyes

Azure

Hair

Golden

Skin Tone/Pigmentation

Elmer's Glue

Height

6'2"

Weight

111

Quotes & Catchphrases

"Salutations, dear Lloydalists!"
":^}"
"HWELL..."
"I do enjoy tea!"
"...I do not enjoy that tea."
"Feeling Mineself."
"Say nay to all psychoactive substances...!"

Known Languages

Common, Elvish, Celestial (Bad)