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HI! Billy Mays Here With Coindump™

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  • +300

    by sryxi
    on 2021-08-30 00:37

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    by MisterMatt
    on 2021-08-29 17:21

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    by Vantaj
    on 2021-08-28 16:56

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    by Toastykins
    on 2021-08-25 17:24

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    by CraniumBeaver
    on 2021-08-25 06:28
    -- Killer whales in giant waves We've never thought in other ways In another shore somebody waves --   / Killer Whales - Lapko

  • +100

    by Kuurakeinen
    on 2021-08-25 05:42

  • +10

    by Convener of the Convention
    on 2021-08-24 09:37

  • +100

    by A Lusty Skeleton
    on 2021-08-22 00:50

  • +200

    by arty
    on 2021-08-21 11:37
    Did you know? People who regularly spend a lot of money on the same video game are also called "whales".

  • +300

    by Tarn_IV
    on 2021-08-19 02:22

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    by Sqweb
    on 2021-08-19 00:31

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    by RoseReveries
    on 2021-08-18 16:58

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    by DiscardedStatue
    on 2021-08-18 16:22

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    by J B Dorman
    on 2021-08-18 09:05
    Whale fact: The southern Right Whale has the largest testicles in the world, and each can weigh more than an adult grizzly bear at about 500Kg.

  • +300

    by The Moro
    on 2021-08-16 19:32
    Favorite whale fact: the natural predator of the moose is an orca/killer whale.

  • +10

    by blurrito
    on 2021-08-16 16:14

  • +10

    by Flasa
    on 2021-08-16 15:44
    For my fact about whales: whale milk has a texture and consistence similar to that of toothpaste!

  • +300

    by A Mischievous Bananafolk
    on 2021-08-16 12:02

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    by A Sneaky Elf
    on 2021-08-16 01:01

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    by Projekt
    on 2021-08-15 23:19
    Coindump™ saved my marriage!

  • +10

    by Tatoma100
    on 2021-08-15 22:44

  • +100

    by restlessGalaxy
    on 2021-08-15 18:53
    Whales used to be furry, dog-like, and were the size of a big dog! They're very funky little men, wish they hadn't gone extinct.

  • +300

    by Huldrekarl
    on 2021-08-15 14:36

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    by zalzabar
    on 2021-08-15 12:58

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    by Tatortotzke
    on 2021-08-15 03:37

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    by A Glamorous Hobbit
    on 2021-08-15 02:36

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    by Nubs
    on 2021-08-14 18:56

  • +300

    by puff1n
    on 2021-08-14 03:31

  • +10

    by Wordigirl
    on 2021-08-13 22:35
    This silly little post made me smile lol. Thanks for sharing the fun and laughs! God bless you <3

  • -10

    by ka_jan
    on 2021-08-13 22:30

  • +300

    by OmegaCerberous
    on 2021-08-13 19:18
    Whales have nothing to do with Wales

  • +100

    by Rakzo
    on 2021-08-13 19:11
    I thus make my deposit of 100 coins to be allowed the usage of Coindump™ on another message board. Thank you for the services provided. They will be invaluable in many of my future business endeavors.   A pleasure doing business with you sir.

  • +300

    by NuclearWill14
    on 2021-08-13 18:13

  • +10

    by KajetanWrites
    on 2021-08-13 16:44
    That is ridicoulous

  • +300

    by SGreen
    on 2021-08-13 07:06
    Whales are related to hippos, this was my fact about whales.

  • -10

    by TT Ares
    on 2021-08-12 21:54

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    by $heckles
    on 2021-08-12 19:53

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    by ParttimeSamurai
    on 2021-08-12 16:57

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    by SerKanra
    on 2021-08-12 10:32

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    by MissIzette
    on 2021-08-12 01:54

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    by A Cute Orc
    on 2021-08-12 01:15
    The mountain chicken is not a chicken.

  • -10

    by DMS175
    on 2021-08-12 00:57

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    by EclecticExclamations
    on 2021-08-12 00:52

  • +300

    by Zeer Gales
    on 2021-08-11 23:43

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