Character: Gustav D. Gustav

Gustav Gustav D. Gustav (a.k.a. Guz)

"On Earth, Gustav was a chinless Bob Ross with coke-bottle glasses and no lips. On Zerth, he was a sleek, pink-skinned giant with impeccable rhythm. Modeling his style after Hair Bear, he wore a loud, pineapple print button-down with the collar popped. He left the top four buttons open to frame a bronzed, sunken chest and necktie that he wore like an ascot. His pants were khaki cut-offs and his boots were snakeskin buckaroos; around his waist was a loose-fitting holster and matching fanny pack, stuffed tight with an assortment of vodka shooters, chewing gum and loose bullets."
Excerpt from The Old Guard of Zerth.

Physical Description

Facial Features

No chin.

Identifying Characteristics

Pretty much everything about him is an identifying feature.

Special abilities

He's Human. Very much enjoys death.

Apparel & Accessories

Half-inch thick glasses.

Specialized Equipment

.44 revolver.

Mental characteristics

Gender Identity

Man, baby.

Sexuality

Highly sexuality.

Employment

Gustav was a clerical assistant at Lintech.

Accomplishments & Achievements

Stole all the money.

Failures & Embarrassments

Got punched by Potato one time.

Mental Trauma

Terrified of getting punched by Potato again.

Morality & Philosophy

Morally bankrupt unless reminded through physical means.

Personality Characteristics

Motivation

Dreams of doing whatever, whenever. If he can spread the music, he's happy.

Virtues & Personality perks

Quick thinker. Highly intelligent and introspective. Problem Solver.

Vices & Personality flaws

Problem Maker. Prone to alcoholism. Very persuasive when drunk. Will throw money around if he thinks it will make him feel good.

Personality Quirks

Laughs at inappropriate times.

Social

Social Aptitude

Flirtatious, annoying and loud.

Wealth & Financial state

Gustav literally has all the money in the world.

Alignment

Chaotic Neutral

Species

Race: Human

Year of Birth

1973

Circumstances of Birth

Well, when a man and a woman love each other very much...

Circumstances of Death

Gustav dies several dozen times throughout his life.

Birthplace

Rockford, Illinois

Current Residence

Anywhere there is music.

Gender

Sure. We can do it mentally too.

Eyes

Light Brown.

Hair

A dirty blond afro.

Height

6'1"

Weight

190 lbs.

Quotes & Catchphrases

"I got all the money in the world."

Known Languages

Doesn't understand Sluggish.