Grimgor Eadkrumpa

Warboss

WHEN OI WUZ JUST A YOOF, ME GRANPAPPY SAT ME DOWN AN' TOLD ME, “LAD, ALL DA 'ARDEST BATTLES IZ FOTT IN DA 'EAD”
DEN HE GOT 'IS 'EAD KRUMPED IN, AN' HE DIDN' SAY NUFFIN AFTA DAT.
NOW, EVEN AFTA KRUMPIN ME WAY TO DA TOP O ME KLAN, WOT BY BEIN DA BIGGIST AN ALL, OI NEVER FOUGHT NO BATTLE IN NO TOILET. BUT OI DID GET TA FINKIN SUM PRITTY BIG FOUGHTS. AN WUN UV EM GOEZ SUMFIN LOIK DIS:
UMMIEZ AN STUNTIEZ GOTZ MOR GUBBINZ DIN ORKZ. ORKZ WOT RAID UMMIEZ AN STUNTIES GOT MOR GUBBINZ DEN ORKS WOT ONLEE RAID UVVA ORKZ. SO, DAT'Z GOTZTA MEEN DAT UMMIEZ AN STUNTIEZ GOTZ MOR GUBBINZ DIN SUMMIN ELS.
AN OI WANTZTA NO OO DAT IZ.
SO ME AN DA BOYZ KAN RAID 'IM ALL DIRECT LIKE.
FER MOR GUBBINZ.
AN DATZ WOT OI KALL TRIKKLE-UP RAIDONOMIKZ.
I FIGUR DERE AINT NO UMMIEZ WOT STUDY IT, SO OIZ DA FURST PRUFESSUR O RAIDONOMIKZ WOT DERE EVVA WUZ WUN. OIZ A SKOLER, OI IZ. AN OIM GUNNA LEEV ME BOIZ AN GO AN' INFULTRATE DA UMMIEZ ALL SNEKKY LOIKE AN' SUCH, TA GIT ME ANSERZ.
DEN OIM GUNNA GO BAK TA ME BOIZ, KRUMP ANNYUN WOT FINKS DEY WUZ DA BOSS WILE OI WUZ GONE, AN LEED UM TA DA SORSE O DA UMMIEZ AN STUNTIEZ GUBBINZ.
DEN WEZ OLL BE ROLLIN IN GUBBINZ.
COZ DATZ RAIDONOMIKZ.
OR AT LEEST, IT WUZ. UNTIL SUM DEEMUN LOOKIN FINGY STARTID TALKIN TO ME WILE OI WUZ ON ME WAI TA SUM UMMIE SITTY.
HE SED SUMFIN BOUT TELLYPORTIN ME TA SUM UVVA WURLD FER KAOS AN WOT NOT. I TOLD 'IM TA FEK OFF AN GIT KRUMPT, BUT EE DIDN' TEK KOINDLY TA DAT, AN STARTID KASTIN SUM SORTA SPEL AT ME.
SO OI KRUMPT IS 'EAD IN WIT ME FERRIT AX, FASERIPPA. BUT NOT BEFOR 'IS PANZY MAGIK STARTID 'EADIN TO ME AN TELLYPORTIN ME TA 'IS UVVA WURLD.
AN NOW, OI UNNO WERE OI IZ, BUT DIS AIN'T DA FIRS TOIME ORKZ BIN TELLYPORTED TO ANUVA WULRD, SO OI FIGURE OIL BE ALROIGHT. MEBBE EVEN FOIND ANUVVA KLAN TO KRUMP ME WAY TO DA TOP UV. UUNOZ? ITLL BE AN ADVENSHA, IT WILL.

Mental characteristics

Education

ORK SKOOL O RAIDONOMIKZ

Accomplishments & Achievements

OI'Z DA BIGGIST, SO DAT MEENZ OIM DA BOS.

Intellectual Characteristics

OIZ A SKOLUR, OI IZ.

Taboos

NOT BEEIN DA BIGIST

Height

7'6

Known Languages

ORK, GOBBO, AN COMMUN