OttL Session 1: Why does this make you mad?

General Summary

Session begins in Rainwatch. Izar and Hobbs discuss what it would be like to have toes. Memento Vitae later joins in. They are waiting at a train station for a train carrying the others. The freight train does not arrive on time, however. Instead the train that shows up is a passenger locomotive. Dozens of injured citizens are rushed off of the train. Izar leaves to provide medical assistance. The freight train later arrives bearing Ignacio and Bosgosho, and the group sets to work loading Barry the Airship. Ignacio does not help much with the loading because gnomes are small. After a brief bit of sightseeing in Rainwatch, the group sets sail for Kilead. Along the way the party gets a brief safety lecture and some single-use feather fall amulets. They are informed that if the amulets need replacing it will come out of their salary. Ignacio also summons a little bat familiar and names it Milo. Upon arrival in Kilead two days later, the group is questioned at length by Hawk, leader of The Cobalt Sanctuary, as well as two Aarakocran guards. Notable questions included but are not limited to:

Why does this make you mad? (asked many, many times with varying inflections)
What is the triangle in Ignacio's chest? (no meaningful answer)
lots of questions about Hobbs' memory (he remembers amazingly little. Even the names of deities fail to register)
How dumb is Hobbs? (extremely)
How do you annoy Ignacio? (no meaningful answer)
Was Memento Vitae's grandfather a criminal? (vehemently denied)
Are you carrying anything illegal? (lots of drugs! Turns out those are fine, though)

Hobbs is also convinced, after a poor explanation from Bosgosho, that he must have the Moon Plague, because he is part man and part horse! It takes considerable effort to reassure Hobbs that he is not, in fact, ill.