The Battle of Spyrys' Deep

Have you heard the tale today of bold Miranro,
Charging on the rampart with his maul?
One who honored his vow
Striding proudly along the wall,
Boldly striking on bulezau,
Ignominiously gnolls did fall!

This Paladin, Be Skorpa the True,
Fervently praying to the titan god with Sword and Shield on high!
He faced and severed Bulgara of manes Red, Blue,
So brutally, those demonic fiends did die.

Deez Nuts the Gnome, brought his swagger,
An opportunity he saw for gear.
Undaunted, he sprung for his dagger,
Plucked from a behemoth, without fear.

Krathag, this man stands Defiant
Wanted chains, as his loot.
Atop rampart he loomed giant
But to the humblest of guardsmen he did salute.

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First performed by Elgin at The Timid Lass mere hours after fighting back the gnoll tide at the Red Gate.