The Dwarven Drink

By Dingleberry Schmitt

He sat there, burley beard
For today was the day of
The Great Dwarven Drink

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A haiku crafted by the great Dingleberry Schmitt, and performed at a random low end inn in a small town within the northern hemeshphere of the continent. Needless to say, the poem did not earn him even a drop of mead.