Just A Big Sword

This item is a big sword. Unfortunately for the clarity of naming, this sword is not just a big sword. Forged in the fires of an prophesied curse, the sword can only exist until the event that created it comes to past. In the meantime, the sword is very large, tends to poison those it cuts, and gives wielders visions of an ancient and unknowable realm.
Those visions are deeply annoying to those who got into this business to swing a great big sword around. Various methods of dealing with this have come up, but the main one is to wear really cool sunglasses while carrying the sword so that if your eyes glaze over no one can notice.

Item type

Weapon, Other

Owning Organization

The Alliance of the Wandering Scholars