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Someone dyed a fly!

Remember the flies. Such nice little bugs they were. They never bothered anybody and the only ate the food that we'd chucked out anyone. What's happened to the flies these days? It has been noticed that in steeper regions of Ehilo, a new bug has emerged. And it's yellow! The cheek! Apparently they've been preying on Mrs Norris' flowers all week and she said, "those [redacted] flying [redacted] stabbed my Owen on his [redacted]. They need to bugger off before I [redacted] their [redacted] with me broom". However, multiple of Mrs Norris' neighbours said that they'd probably trash her flowers to if they could fly away that fast so maybe she isn't the most trustworthy source.   A small coven of witches based in the local area say that the new animals are nothing to be afraid of. The 'Bees' -as they are calling them- are very small, rather fluffy and have one large stinger of which I won't elaborate. They deserve some privacy after all. It appears a restaurant -a term we use generously- has recently started selling a beverage with little fuzzy balls that float around in the bottom... I'm sure it's unrelated, although some people are finding wings in their drinks aswell... Definitely unrelated issues.   In other news, another new bug has just emerged aswell! There hasn't been much time to document it yet but it seems to be a pretty close relative to the bee. They aren't as fuzzy as the bees but they are just as pretty. Aww he landed on my arm. And now he's AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Basic Information

Behaviour

"They torment dear old women!" -Mrs Norris (untrustworthy source)
Scientific Name
The little flying, fuzzy ones with sharp arses
Conservation Status
One of the most well-known bee-hunters, in an effort to protect the species, has started using a sharper stick to whack their nests with. It's almost doubled his supply. "Hey, if there are less of the buzzy bastards, then less of them are going to die! I'm doing this for the sake of the bees! The death rate will be almost extinct soon and that's a good thing!"

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Apr 23, 2025 14:20 by spleen

This is such a creative premise for an article! I love the conservation status, that made me chuckle.

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Apr 24, 2025 21:41 by Taylor

AHH thank you! I'm heavily considering turning that random guy into a full character, he will help conserve so many different animal species. He may need a sharper stick.