Ehilo

Since the dawn of Time, this world has been broken. And there is no creator left to blame it on. The gods that clung on aren't strong enough to help and the people still around here aren't weak enough to let it go. It'll be a mess. It'll be violent. It will be chaos personified. Because for some unknown reason my leftover curry isn't in the fridge and I will rain hellfire down on whichever of you bitches did it. Yes I am looking at you Ty! Sorry what? Guests? No I'd definitely know if we had guests coming, I'm not obliviou-

WELCOME, traveller I'm assuming. I'm Death, yeah that one, and I'll be your guide this evening to the...fabulous world of Ehilo. Really this one? You know you can go anywhere right? mhm sure

Ok I'll make this quick, I have a meeting to get to and it'll just kill me if I miss it, you know how it is. MOUNTAINS yeah we got alot of them. All around the edge of the world actually. I'm sure there's a reason for that but maybe in a later book.

We have witches scattered around the place, amateur wizards here and there, I heard this guy up in (somewhere) is trying to sew a couple dead guys together so that'll be something to look out for and oh of course there's Her. She's doesn't look like much at the moment and she doesn't even have a name yet, she was only born a few hours ago, but believe me when I say-

This is her story. And I think it'll be a goodun'